Probly just another "Cool Story Bro." Thread...

[Fast Frankie]

I'll kick your ass on the Golf Course and the Diamond (yes I played golf for South Africa as a junior, I'm the current club champion and may well be your dad).

Awesome, congratulations! I always thought my dad was African. You sound really stellar.

[416stroker]

Go fuck her friends now.

[Vtec?lol]

wtf why is r3v full of emotions and teens?

I thought that was for e30tech and r3v was for the more grown up "fuck bitches, fix bimmers" type of crowd.



and just to end this sad little thread, op needs to get over himself first,then get over the girl. You will never hold down a female acting as you are now. Women hate when men expose or show feelings or signs of weakness. True women love sensitive men but only when it leads to rough sex.

You are young as shit. You play b-ball and have a high as fuck-all-mighty GPA, you definitely have no business with a girlfriend.

If you're running the team you should get plenty of bitches, unless they see this thread. or unless you act like this in person.

Take this post how you want to,regardless of what you think, you have lots to learn and plenty waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles to get. Start now.

oh, and btw. She's definitely fucking another guy. "we should take a break" translates to "I'm not sure how to break up with you without hurting your feelings but I really don't want a relationship with you as I want to be available for the guy i'm fucking in case he ask me out. And if he doesn't then I'll come back to you. Maybe. But I'll still be fuckin him so... kthnxbye"

[Adrian_Visser]

double post ftw.

Seriously though OP you're young and having been in the same position as you 3 years ago I have to say you need to go get your dick wet and get this chick outta you're mind. If you want her to want you back just act like you don't care and go on living and banging other broads. If you do that you will come out on top no matter what,.

[Adrian_Visser]

double post ftw.

Seriously though OP you're young and having been in the same position as you 3 years ago I have to say you need to go get your dick wet and get this chick outta you're mind. If you want her to want you back just act like you don't care and go on living and banging other broads. If you do that you will come out on top no matter what,.

[Eric]

Always appear more busy than her, when she texts, take forever to text back, make her wait for you. When she calls, make up an excuse and end the call first, tell her you have to go help a girl with her homework while her parents are out of town.

That's being a ninja douchebag, you're not outright saying you're fucking her, but it's insinuating you will let her S your D after she tells you correctly the square root of 69.

:D

oh, and btw. She's definitely fucking another guy. "we should take a break" translates to "I'm not sure how to break up with you without hurting your feelings but I really don't want a relationship with you as I want to be available for the guy i'm fucking in case he ask me out. And if he doesn't then I'll come back to you. Maybe. But I'll still be fuckin him so... kthnxbye"

So true to both!

You seam like a smart dude with your spiffy GPA. The nice guy act won't work, do what schwatz said and you will have her breaking into your house trying to suck your cock off. girls this age HATE competition, and HATE not having the upper hand.

Vtec is right, she is either boning down w/ someone else or is very close to.

[SA E30]

koolstorybro.

Haha!!!

Awesome, congratulations! I always thought my dad was African. You sound really stellar.

In actual fact I am stellar how did you know? Must be our connection.

[MCAKES]

come back to us in 5 years and tell me how you feel about "the situation"

[johnwoo]

im gonna say the exact opposite and say wait for this girl if its true love it will work out and you should wait on true love. if she comes back then its meant to be.

it was guys like you that made my life great in high school. all girls like the asshole unless they are wanting to get married then they marry the nice guy.

seriously tho your 17 and still haven't hit the poon motherload yet. you haven't even gone to college my lord the vagina in college will make you forget about this girl...or it would make the op fall in love over and over again.

[4drPwr]

come back to us in 5 years and tell me how you feel about "the situation"

He's a trashy Jersey guido but damned if he doesn't make the show more hilarious than it already is....this is a thread about Jersey Shore, right?

Seriously though, let her come to you if at all, otherwise just ignore her like was stated previously. It's simple science that they have smaller brains than we do, so you just have to out think her. A box propped up by a stick with a string attached will get you places.

[balooshinakus]

"fuck bitches, fix bimmers"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
yes
thanks

[Raxe]

Interesting chronicle, sibling.

[LBJefferies]

The whole douche bag thing works, but only if the girls are young and you're just looking to get laid. If you're looking for a committed relationship that could eventually lead to marriage, the douche bag act needs to go.

[s0urce]

^agreed. And who the fuck wants to date girls that are into douche bags?