Do girls suck at back massages?

[Optimator]

Whenever I get a back massage from a girl, it always ends up being as unsatisfying as getting $2300 from an insurance company for a mint E24.

Sure, girls can sniff out knots better than cops sniffing out a fighter wing of E30s blasting through a 25 mile an hour residential zone at "35" miles an hour. However, working them out it a skill that I've rarely seen demonstrated.

What brings this up is that my dad's chiropractic office has a referral PT place and my dad called in a favor to work out my tense shoulders from working the front desk (answering phones, using the computer to schedule appointments, etc.). The therapist was a wiry man with pretty strong hands, and I have to say, I was duly impressed with his deft touch. I feel like a million dollars now.

So what say you guys, have you ever met a girl that gave a GOOD back massage?

[Massive Lee]

Do massages on your back get you sucked by the girls?

Corrected. ;)

[whiltebeitel]

Do you know how I know you're gay?

[scabzzzz]

I dated a girl that went through massage therapy school. She graduated, then broke up with me. She was pretty good, I gotta say.

But I think you're talking about girlfriends. GF's dont wanna work very hard... Girlfriends are lazy sluts, typically speaking.

[gazellebeigem3]

Yeah, i think that most girls give a weak back massage so that we will reciprocate

[Optimator]

Do you know how I know you're gay?

I'm not. I did get his phone number just in case my shoulder spasms return, though.

[Maluco]

I didn't see the option but no, every single girl that has given me a massage has done so just fine. The fact that sexual favors usually acompany them also help. I used to bang this asian chick and I'd just have her walk on my back. She was was a smaller chick so I don't forsee any back problems. On the other hand I dished out plenty of damage to her back ;)

[Optimator]

On the other hand I dished out plenty of damage to her back ;)

Cool?

[StereoInstaller1]

My thickly muscled neck and shoulders mean I get nothing out of a "massage" from any normal masseuse.

I had a neighbor who had been a masseuse for the Russian Olympic team in her youth. She was about 55ish when I knew her, and I do believe that woman could knead concrete.

I would gladly pay $100 for a massage on that level. Otherwise, it is a waste of time and money.

[mikeedler]

I have to agree-- I havent had too many "professional" massages in my life-- but for a working man like myself-- yep- Irecieved a massage from a big huge burly dude last summer on vacation-- i was scared he would try to rape me-- but in the end my back has'nt felt that good in the last 20 years.
the wife dishes out a nice massage- but it doesnt really do anything for muscle cramps.

and back when I was stationed at Ft. Sill Oklahoma-- the "barbershop/massage parlor" Thai chicks were worthless for the "first" part of the massage

[BustaRhymes325i]

cock massages are better. leave the back to the pros.

[z31maniac]

My thickly muscled neck and shoulders mean I get nothing out of a "massage" from any normal masseuse.

I had a neighbor who had been a masseuse for the Russian Olympic team in her youth. She was about 55ish when I knew her, and I do believe that woman could knead concrete.

I would gladly pay $100 for a massage on that level. Otherwise, it is a waste of time and money.

Exactly.

If it's not deep tissue, there is no point. Unless you're looking for something mikeedler posted about.

[StereoInstaller1]

I just want my back to feel good like it did 20 years ago.

Well, 25 years ago.

Yoga? Be less fat? Diet and exercise? This whle "not smoking" thing is great, but damn...20 pounds in 3 months? AAACK!

[Hick]

befriend a girl that works as a message therapist

[88driftIS]

any back "massage" I have ever gotten was just a back rub. It's like they are afraid to hurt us. idk.