Sorta has a boyfriend?

[dlmpsy]

I'd hate to have a pissed-off Marine after me (if he finds out)....

[xwill112x]

drop that bitch and go with the russian. If you try to chase both girls at once its just going to blow up in your face. Its never good to start a relationship while your fucking another chick in your spare time.

someone needs to teach this man some skillzz

[shiboujin]

I'm surprised no one has said "pix or gtfo"

[blunttech]

get rid of them both and follow your heart back to the man pole you desire. 100 posts like this isnt going to convince r3v a fruity opera singer actually prefers vagina over cock

[Atreus]

so.... are you tryin to get your willy wet or fall in love?

jeez.

bang the whore, keep it wrapped, realize its really not gonna go to a "deep relationship" between you too. she's a jumpoff man, the only "deep" you should be worrying about is how far you can shove your cock in her ass/mouf/waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

see the russian girl, bang the budweiser girl, if it goes to shit with the ruskie, well you always have a hot beer model waiting for you, no matter how annyoing she is going to inevitably get.

you better learn to juggle, and fast. because if you come up 0-2 you will bring shame to your r3v family.

oh, and we need pics for comparisons.

[DatUtahGuy]

If she sorta has a boyfriend tell her you will sorta go slow, then when she is unsuspecting, you ram all 3 inches hard in he arse, works wonders for me.

[SamE30e]

Pictures.... or gtfo.

[///e30freak]

If she don't mind, he don't matter. I really hate when chicks step out on their man when their serving though, I really really hate that. She obviously has poor moral fiber.

Pictures.... or gtfo.

QFT

[Optimator]

someone needs to teach this man some skillzz

See below:

bang the whore, keep it wrapped, realize its really not gonna go to a "deep relationship" between you too. she's a jumpoff man, the only "deep" you should be worrying about is how far you can shove your cock in her ass/mouf/waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

see the russian girl, bang the budweiser girl, if it goes to shit with the ruskie, well you always have a hot beer model waiting for you, no matter how annyoing she is going to inevitably get.

you better learn to juggle, and fast. because if you come up 0-2 you will bring shame to your r3v family.

oh, and we need pics for comparisons.

Player gon play.

[allwheeldrive]

I hope you aren't spending money on the whore. And i hope you don't get a visit from the ex when he's back stateside.


Pics will help.

[napabavarian]

She endorses but-wiper, wha'd you expect? Chikz is whoarz at heart, some just let it out more easily than others

[xwill112x]

i 2nd teh vote for comparison pix before any final decisions are decided. :hitler:

[Alkasquawlik]

I'm surprised no one has said "pix or gtfo"

It took 18 posts to get this?
r3v is slacking.

[Mde36]

Black guy says I'll take both of them off your hands, I just cut one off my roster anyway so I need a replacement

[TexasTerp]

I love waking up to r3v, gave me a great laugh to start the day (yes I'm waking up at 1 in the afternoon, I love working freelance). For those wondering, I'm definitely just gonna fuck the shit out of the current girl once more this weekend and drop her, not gonna waste any time there.

whichever one you get rid of, give her my number. i'll show her what shes been missing.

No prob Austin, I'll bring her to the next meet.

I'd hate to have a pissed-off Marine after me (if he finds out)....

that would suck very much.

get rid of them both and follow your heart back to the man pole you desire. 100 posts like this isnt going to convince r3v a fruity opera singer actually prefers vagina over cock

I knew you missed me blunt

Pictures.... or gtfo.

maybe, don't have pics of the asian girl, have some nice pics of the russian though. we'll see I don't want all you kiddies on r3v fapping to either of them.

Black guy says I'll take both of them off your hands, I just cut one off my roster anyway so I need a replacement

hahaha Ean, sorry to hear you had to drop one from your roster too!