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oh man that was awesome. i lol'd in my office!
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Blunt Tech Industries
West Coast and Pacific Rim
was it for a bag of chronic or schwagg? lololololol.
sounds like a guy i used to know named mario. i got him to snort the powder off of like 2-3 dry erasers on a dare, we used to dare him to do shit all the time, and he did deliver rofl.
1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
1994 540i - Granitsilber
Originally posted by scabzzzz
I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.
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Sig-worthy just because of the hilarity, but even moreso because of the great movie reference.
Matt
Matt
Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
I pack my CD player with asbestos. Those mother fuckers pay dearly for stealing my shit.
Originally posted by kronus
try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"
Originally posted by chadthestampede
This is like a reverse build thread; it starts out nice and gets shitty.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the thread right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty R3V down the stairs and subject myself to further forum absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day!
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1987 E30 cabrio | Bumper swap | H&R Sport | Koni Yellow | Eibach Sways | BavAuto strut bar | Cardinal seats
MTech2 wheel | Husco Armrest | Smoked Hella Smileys | 5k HID | Stromung | RS003 | Shadowline | Amber Fogs | Too much else to list
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