How many times you get laid monthly?

[dashboardmonkey]

lulz at rosy palmer and her five sisters

my girl loves my dick

[imprttuner88]

Some of you guys crack me up. I wish!

Because of a medical condition that developed this time last year, my wife of 11yrs. and I have had whoopie exactly 0 times since then.

:(

[PaintPro21]

2-3 times a day usually. fewest it's ever been is 1 a day.

Even got road head again earlier this week, leaving the track day at Laguna Seca.

[imsotyerred]

can you add another option for the poll, "I don't want to jinx it?"

[jeffw]

six month relationship and I get it whenever i want. she love the sex lol Id say 18 to 25 a month. depends on whats up in our lives

[Wiglaf]

Im currently w/o a GF. So I usually pull some booty about 8-10 times a month. When I have a gf it'll usually stay in the 20+ category so I cant complain too much.

damn, that's way more tail than I pull in when single.. a talent I never did get the hang of.

currently on easy street though :)
I'm not really into her enough to do more than 2 or 3 times a week, but could if I wanted to.

[bmwguy87]

I'm guessing about 15-18 times a month it's nice owning your own house at 22 girls love it ahahah. O and no girlfriend I don't have time for that to many cars to work on.

[MFreak89]

w/o gf so noda...for now. Focusing in school. Work now play later.

[funcrew]

Been married 17 years and counting. I approach every situation involving a choice with a simple decision matrix: Between choice A (example: buying a bass boat without asking my wife and then flipping her the bird when she questions it) or choice B (example: no bass boat, plus being civil to my Mother-in-law when she visits) I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS go with whichever choice is most likely to get me laid. And that dedication, single-minded focus, and consistency makes it very likely indeed. Also saves a lot of wasted mental effort. This works for me - your mileage may vary.

EDIT - You single guys that are getting it from different random chicks all the time, how do you avoid getting massive numbers of un-curable STD's? Condoms? Bleh...

[LBJefferies]

EDIT - You single guys that are getting it from different random chicks all the time, how do you avoid getting massive numbers of un-curable STD's? Condoms? Bleh...

It's pretty simple really, they are lying.

[PaintPro21]

It's pretty simple really, they are lying.

Yeah, it's one thing to get it often when you have a girl friend, wife or, fuck buddy, but for those who are getting random bar hookups its going to be low no matter what. Unless you go to bars every single day of the week without being known as the town drunk.

[joshh]

Married...

[funcrew]

... ;) And actually, if we made a pole about penis size, I am sure the poll would show that everyone is at least 8" long...

Nobody wants to be below average...

[Bahalana]

i voted 12+ times. i have a 6month relationship though. i get it any time i want it.

You don't want it everyday?

[bimmer_E30]

EDIT - You single guys that are getting it from different random chicks all the time, how do you avoid getting massive numbers of un-curable STD's? Condoms? Bleh...

ask this guy,