How many times you get laid monthly?

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  • LBJefferies
    Banned
    • Sep 2009
    • 1690
    #61
    Originally posted by Van Westervelt
    With the girl, its about 2-3 times daily. No joke. There is a day about every 2 weeks or so that we go without. So I would say 45+ a month for the last 4 months.

    Life is great. lol
    How long have you been dating?

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      • ak-
        R3V OG
        • May 2009
        • 12422
        #62
        Originally posted by Van Westervelt
        With the girl, its about 2-3 times daily. No joke. There is a day about every 2 weeks or so that we go without. So I would say 45+ a month for the last 4 months.

        Life is great. lol
        How do you even have time for that..
        And why'd you start your statement "with the girl" as if you have other humans, animals, or objects you have sex with regularly lol.

        1991 325iS turbo

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          • pbr87
            E30 Modder
            • May 2008
            • 853
            #63
            Originally posted by blunt
            thats why your vote will be discounted. i am married and there is no application for my situation


            I should have seen that coming.
            Srsly though. I was honest. I've been with my GF for almost 5 years. We've been living together for more than 4 years...so I'm practically married. I have no reason to lie.
            Originally posted by accident
            I have achieved the title of Douche of the month.
            Discuss.
            Originally posted by kronus
            It was probably pissed off because it didn't want to pay taxes for poor people's healthcare.
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              • einstein57
                R3V OG
                • Jun 2007
                • 10780
                #64
                I've been with my fiance for four years. I only see her on weekends so its 12-20 times a month.
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                  • Erik
                    R3V Elite
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 5370
                    #65
                    Originally posted by ///e30freak
                    btw, should I ask her to marry me? I am an asshole and I know I will never do better than her, but don't want to regret marrying my high school sweetheart in five years.
                    If you have to ask, the answer is no.
                    -Erik
                    '16 Focus 2.0L - '99 Protegé DX 1.6L POS (Sold) - '87 4runner 22R-E (Sold) - '86 Schwarz S50 (Sold) - '02 WRX Wagon (sold) - '07 Impreza 2.5i (sold) - '91 Alpine M52 (Sold) - '89 Alpine 325is (Sold)


                    Originally posted by 87e30
                    I just want to dance with some beezies

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                      • scabzzzz
                        Estado de mierda de encargo
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 6870
                        #66
                        I go through droughts. For a month I'll fuck everything that comes in my direction, then I'll sit around high playing xbox for 2 months. Wait till summer time, boom boom!

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                          • emoshun
                            Mod Crazy
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 781
                            #67
                            I'd say around 12 times a month, it'll be 3 years coming up this May.


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                            Originally posted by downernsp
                            See I was young too but wtf is up with these perves that know damb well they are manipullating females wiyh all their promises and words.

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                              • ACMF74
                                E30 Fanatic
                                • Nov 2005
                                • 1245
                                #68
                                I've been with my wife since H.S. (1992)

                                it's still great

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                                  • dashboardmonkey
                                    FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                                    • Jun 2008
                                    • 6158
                                    #69
                                    whenever I want
                                    -Andy

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                                      • Jand3rson
                                        Banned
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 37587
                                        #70
                                        Originally posted by dashboardmonkey
                                        whenever I want
                                        The beauty of blow-up dolls.

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                                          • Massive Lee
                                            R3V OG
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 6782
                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by dashboardmonkey
                                            whenever I want
                                            Hi darling. Wanna go for a quickie?

                                            Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

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                                              • chadthestampede
                                                No R3VLimiter
                                                • Jul 2008
                                                • 3600
                                                #72
                                                ^ who is that? She's hot.
                                                Originally posted by LJ851
                                                I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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                                                  • ten2doyle102
                                                    Grease Monkey
                                                    • Dec 2007
                                                    • 306
                                                    #73
                                                    Looking at about 10-12 usually on average a month. We've been together for 4 years since the 17th of this month.
                                                    1991 318is - Icy, the ice racing e30



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                                                      • FL318is
                                                        E30 Fanatic
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 1396
                                                        #74
                                                        Originally posted by Massive Lee
                                                        Hi darling. Wanna go for a quickie?

                                                        I am dating her cousin. So does "self-inflicted" count.

                                                        Need a category for divorced guys that don't want to count.

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                                                          • DeM3n
                                                            E30 Fanatic
                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                            • 1260
                                                            #75
                                                            Wife finally recouping from our baby girl. So its on like Donkey Kong!

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