Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball...

[Massive Lee]

The first one sucked ass.

It wasn't funny even when it tried to be.
The ending was predictable.
The special effects were outdated and overplayed.
The plot was subpar and unimaginative.
The writing was shabby.
The acting was mediocre at best(with the exception of Ray Liotta).

It was just another run of the mill piece of Hollywood trash.
A peice of shit smoothed over to look sexy, slick and hip is still a peice of shit. When I watch movies, I hold them to a high standard, especially when I consider how much they cost to produce. If you thought the first one was that good, then you have low standards for movies. You're probably one of those people who think that Armageddon and Titanic were two of the best films of all time.

Wow. Someone needs to loosen up ;)

[stevofthahill]

The first one sucked ass.

Who pissed in your wheaties today? First you're ragging on a classic M car, and now you're talking shit about an awesome movie.

[pbr87]

Who pissed in your wheaties today? First you're ragging on a classic M car, and now you're talking shit about an awesome movie.

Just stirring the pot, I guess? Speaking my mind. The first Smokin' Aces movie did suck. And the e34 M5 is an ugly car. I still like the e34 M5....just not the way it looks.

[TDE30]

The first one sucked ass.

It wasn't funny even when it tried to be.
The ending was predictable.
The special effects were outdated and overplayed.
The plot was subpar and unimaginative.
The writing was shabby.
The acting was mediocre at best(with the exception of Ray Liotta).

It was just another run of the mill piece of Hollywood trash.
A peice of shit smoothed over to look sexy, slick and hip is still a peice of shit. When I watch movies, I hold them to a high standard, especially when I consider how much they cost to produce. If you thought the first one was that good, then you have low standards for movies. You're probably one of those people who think that Armageddon and Titanic were two of the best films of all time.

Yeah, Titanic was the most amazing movie ever, you're right. :roll:

Predictable ending? Yeah, okay. Quit trolling and get back to watching Avatar you fag.

Just stirring the pot, I guess? Speaking my mind. The first Smokin' Aces movie did suck. And the e34 M5 is an ugly car. I still like the e34 M5....just not the way it looks.

E34 M5 is ugly? So what, in your opinion, is a beautiful looking car? A 300ZX? ROFL.

[Aptyp]

Just stirring the pot, I guess? Speaking my mind. The first Smokin' Aces movie did suck. And the e34 M5 is an ugly car. I still like the e34 M5....just not the way it looks.

Now that your lack of taste is established, you need not to troll anymore.

[pbr87]

Yeah, Titanic was the most amazing movie ever, you're right. :roll:

Predictable ending? Yeah, okay. Quit trolling and get back to watching Avatar you fag.

Was Avatar good?
I haven't seen it yet, and I've heard mixed reviews.

E34 M5 is ugly? So what, in your opinion, is a beautiful looking car? A 300ZX? ROFL.

Yes, it is. Not just in my opinion, either. Many people think so (I've even gotten several compliments on mine); yet not once have I seen someone look at an e34 and say: "Wow! That car looks sharp! I wish my car looked like that."

[TDE30]

Yes, it is. Not just in my opinion, either. Many people think so (I've even gotten several compliments on mine); yet not once have I seen someone look at an e34 and say: "Wow! That car looks sharp! I wish my car looked like that."

Nah, you're right, everyone wants their car to look like a Ferrari, I mean an NSX, I mean a 300ZX.

[Aptyp]

yet not once have I seen someone look at an e34 and say: "Wow! That car looks sharp! I wish my car looked like that."

WOW. Run along to your ricer friends, bud. You've just alienated every BMW enthusiast.

[Jand3rson]

I just downloaded and watched it last night. I thought it was fun as hell to watch. You whiners put too much stock into action movies. I watch action movies for gunfights, watching shit get fucked up, and funny/stupid/witty dialogue.

And pbr87, just shut the hell up before I pull your bitch card. No one wants to read any more of your "pot stirring". Do us a favor and go circle the pot.

[pbr87]

WOW. Run along to your ricer friends, bud. You've just alienated every BMW enthusiast.

???????
You mean every e34 enthusiast????
Ricer friends???
Most of my car enthusiast friends either drive BMWs or nice, powerful Japanese cars (Mk IV Supra, WRX, DSM, etc.).
I'll say it again; I like e34s. I like the way they drive. I think they're comfortable. I just don't find them aesthetically appealing. It is possible to like a car, and still think it is ugly. I'm being completely honest about my opinion. And people are saying the Z32 is ugly in comparison to the e34??
The Z32 was critically acclaimed as one of the best-looking cars of the 1990s. It made the C/D 10 best list 6 years in a row. And I still don't think the Z32 is the "greatest looking" car. In fact, I think the e39 M5 is waaaayy better looking than the Z32. I don't discriminate, I just speak honestly regarding my opinions.

[TDE30]

PBR shut the fuck up, you are ruining my thread about a B movie, for God's sake!

[Atreus]

i have a e34, EAD.

anyhoo, can't wait to see this movie..

[Iain]

I heart TDE30. May the power of a thousand suns burn your enemies to dust and the soft, fluffy hands of a thousand angels give you most pleasing of hand-jobs

the guy who thinks the z32 is good looking needs to get out more. I'm sure the design was lauded in te early 90s but so was the Aston Martin Lagonda in the 70s and it's as pleasing to look at as an inside out arsehole. Fact is that they are a plasticy, gaudy design that has dated as well as leather shoes with zippers up the side. They do not deserve a place in the top 50 best looking cars of the 90s

[99em1]

On the topic of shitty B movies, anyone see the Echelon Conspiracy? Got dragged into watching it and thought it was a real movie. Didn't know how hilarious it was. Unintentionally.

2 thumbs.