I went to the tattoo expo this weekend with my girl and these vendors where handing out all kinds of shit. This lawyer booth was handing out lighters but i don't smoke so i was like no thanks. Anywho my girl grabbed one for this concert she is about to go. Latter that night she ask me if i want a beer which is weird cause she hates beer. She hands me a beer and her new lighter and i nearly shat my pants from the awesometivity of this masterful widget. Behold, the beer bottle opener lighter. Its made by touch lite.

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