What are you getting your girl for Valentine's Day...

[gazellebeigem3]

[Dirtbleed]

I'm gonna get her a bag of weed so she can stop smoking mine for a week.

[imsotyerred]

absolutely nothing. I don't do gift-giving and she's knows it

well, i might PIIHB...that counts as a present, right?

[jeffw]

a good beating.

lol mine needs that too

[imdashiz]

stupid me told her i would go shopping with her.....

[M-technik-3]

zilch

[scabzzzz]

Ill probably cry myself to sleep. Maybe jerk off in my own tears. Play some xbox? Bong rip?

[hugh jass]

me and ms hugh jass are going to san francisco to see mark kozelek and stay the night in a fancy hotel. it will be our first night away together from both of our kids.

[Fidhle007]

I have three girls so I'll get one a transfer case, another some rear shocks and the third (she's the oldest) will probably get some door locks or something. I'm not really sure, she works the best and you can still lock everything from the passenger side so I'm temped to leave her until she really needs anything.

Oh wait, you meant girlFRIEND...

[Stephen]

pig out on sushi!

[funcrew]

Dinner with Mrs. Funcrew at Lotus of Siam, the best Thai restaurant in North America (You can Google this if you think I'm bullshitting you guys). Just like every year. Except not on actual Valentine's Day, because it's impossible to get in. We will be surrounded by same-sex couples at all the other tables. There are no surprises to this agenda any more, we have it down to a science.

[bimmerpirate]

oops, i have no g/f. guess some girl is getting a box 'o' rape for v-day.

[MFreak89]

Don't know just started seeing my ex, superbowl sunday. Still deciding if i should even do anything.

[crunk3]

im probably gonna see deadmau5 live in vancouver, they have soo many free shows during the olympics

[Alkasquawlik]

girlfriends are the most expensive hookers.
i love making her feel good/happy, but fucking hate looking at my bank account after.