What are you getting your girl for Valentine's Day...

[dannyg]

An STD

The gift that keeps on giving, how generous.

[whatt18yahoo]

the girl i'm dating works at a video store so naturally movies are out,so i am going to cook dinner for us, and then take her shopping at the mall, luckily she knows i don't make a ton of money so she never goes overboard

[bmw325csi]

I like to get gifts that are actually useful, Ima get her a blackberry

[markseven]

Two years ago I got the wife a photobook from snapfish. It was under $30 and something she will keep forever (wont go out of style, break, get too small or too big, run out, etc)

http://www2.snapfish.com/photobookcategory

[Bishop]

I'm thinking of doing a full exterior, interior, engine bay detail for her and fixing a small issue with her car. Of course, making of dinner is a given, and probably flowers.

[Massive Lee]

I don't know.

Dick in the box?

[CJ7]

no idea! just met her a few weeks ago ... only seen her 4 times ... but maybe start the day off with a swedish car show and lunch, followed by a nice dinner and flowers or just some good quality time I guess?

[myinfernalbmw]

Pearl necklace.

I heard they are a very popular gift for v-day.

[Maluco]

Pearl necklace.

LMAO, reminded me of: (a must watch if you haven't seen it yet)

[Ryan Stewart]

my big cock in every hole she has. i'm single, so i aint spending anymore than it takes to get the random lonley girl home with me.

Where you plan on getting that big cock?

j/k, you should fare well for getting some strange. A study said that many single women use Vday as an excuse for a rando hookup.

[mrsleeve]

Have no idea yet, we are a good 1000 miles apart so I will just buy something shinny and sparkely and send it to her. Then our 10 year anv, is the 23, and have to do something big for that too, and still will be a 1000 miles apart.

[TexasTerp]

condoms and alcohol...and aiming to break my personal best of 3 women in one day/night. I love being single sometimes.

Edit: that doesn't count 3- and 4-somes, which I will gladly settle for

[Vtec?lol]

I'm getting a giant poster board about shoulder height and I'm gonna make a giant card.. When she opens the card it'll have a 3/4 scale photo of me nude and covering my private part will be another actual valentine card and when she lifts it, it'll be a chocolate. A large piece of chocolate. Only problem I'm having is finding a piece of chocolate that's my skin tone. This is gonna be great. My pal suggested I should get one of those long tube snakes and have it uncoil when she opened the card and I would be wearing a swimsuit instead.

[Dozyproductions]

condoms and alcohol...and aiming to break my personal best of 3 women in one day/night. I love being single sometimes.

Edit: that doesn't count 3- and 4-somes, which I will gladly settle for

a USC flask.

[dashboardmonkey]

two pounds of sausage