What are you getting your girl for Valentine's Day...

[Ral]

we're both travelling to meet other friends that weekend, so I have no idea. Maybe something delivered to her office?

[jrhaile]

A dick in the ass and a dickslap across the face. Fuck I hate being married.

[Holland]

Not a fucking thing!

[ben312]

something big and shiny to make her feel extra bad about her drama bullshit being a girl type shit.

then probly some sex. followed by bday sex.

[Chachi]

pimp ass room overlooking niagara falls (the canadian side), many sexual endeavors, and a trip to the hockey hall of fame. this girl is perfect for me haha

[whysimon]

no fucking clue...... I've got to get it together. The thing I can't stand about V-day is it's too close to Christmas. It takes me forever to plan and get the perfect gift(s). when I pull off a miracle for christmas I'm exhausted, only to turn around and have to do it all over again. In short, fuck the fucking fucktard who created this fucking day!

[pbr87]

Luckily for me, my girlfriend HATES Valentine's day.

I'm not being sarcastic, either. She really dislikes it quite strongly. We usually do something special the week after. Dinner, bar and a movie...that type of thing.

[bmwE30/541]

something that shines like every other holiday shit runs my bank low every occasion!!!

[sharky]

boxes, so she can pack her shit up and get the fak out of my life.

[ubernasty]

boxes, so she can pack her shit up and get the fak out of my life.

Awesome, thats the funniest thing posted... even funnier if it has a cool story like she's been sleeping with your brother and you just found out.

[Hellabad]

I'm thinking about rolling Valentine's and our Anniversary (9 years in April) into the same gift.

No.

I want to get her a Simpson Bandit race helmet so she can start going to schools later this year.

Hell no.


trust me on this.

[Devil Inc]

Dunno, we have a 3 month old that has decided she should start teething... very cranky little girl. Although, I will be getting a bunch of new stuff for our apartment. She really wants new furniture and I wouldn't mind a new lazy boy chair.

[whatt18yahoo]

i like the dick in a box thought

[Iain]

i like the dick

Knew it.

[whatt18yahoo]

are you retarted??? that is an snl skit funny song