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    #31
    we're both travelling to meet other friends that weekend, so I have no idea. Maybe something delivered to her office?
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      #32
      A dick in the ass and a dickslap across the face. Fuck I hate being married.

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        #33
        Not a fucking thing!
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          #34
          something big and shiny to make her feel extra bad about her drama bullshit being a girl type shit.

          then probly some sex. followed by bday sex.
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            #35
            pimp ass room overlooking niagara falls (the canadian side), many sexual endeavors, and a trip to the hockey hall of fame. this girl is perfect for me haha
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              #36
              no fucking clue...... I've got to get it together. The thing I can't stand about V-day is it's too close to Christmas. It takes me forever to plan and get the perfect gift(s). when I pull off a miracle for christmas I'm exhausted, only to turn around and have to do it all over again. In short, fuck the fucking fucktard who created this fucking day!

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                #37
                Luckily for me, my girlfriend HATES Valentine's day.

                I'm not being sarcastic, either. She really dislikes it quite strongly. We usually do something special the week after. Dinner, bar and a movie...that type of thing.
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                  #38
                  something that shines like every other holiday shit runs my bank low every occasion!!!

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                    #39
                    boxes, so she can pack her shit up and get the fak out of my life.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by sharky View Post
                      boxes, so she can pack her shit up and get the fak out of my life.
                      Awesome, thats the funniest thing posted... even funnier if it has a cool story like she's been sleeping with your brother and you just found out.

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                        #41
                        Originally posted by ldsbeaker View Post
                        I'm thinking about rolling Valentine's and our Anniversary (9 years in April) into the same gift.
                        No.

                        Originally posted by ldsbeaker View Post
                        I want to get her a Simpson Bandit race helmet so she can start going to schools later this year.
                        Hell no.


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                          #42
                          Dunno, we have a 3 month old that has decided she should start teething... very cranky little girl. Although, I will be getting a bunch of new stuff for our apartment. She really wants new furniture and I wouldn't mind a new lazy boy chair.

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                            #43
                            i like the dick in a box thought

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by whatt18yahoo View Post
                              i like the dick
                              Knew it.
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                                #45
                                are you retarted??? that is an snl skit funny song

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