What are you getting your girl for Valentine's Day...

[Iain]

are you retarted???

It.
Keeps.
Getting.
Better.

[myinfernalbmw]

are you retarted??? that is an snl skit funny song

Are you forreal?

[Bishop]

He who has no girlfriend, has dick in the box for himself....

[Massimo]

Well I am taking her to the classiest resturant in town with a view of the city (she dosn't know). Then according to her

"I better tell work i wont be in monday cos i will be up all night filling holes"

don't know what she ment by that. But I am shore I should get some by the end of the night so the $270 dinner is worth it.

[uglyveedub]

uh, pedicure and flowers and card. she loves a card, more than jewelry or fancy things. Plus i paid for her snoop dogg ticket on the 18th.

[Alkasquawlik]

girlfriends are the most expensive hookers.
i love making her feel good/happy, but fucking hate looking at my bank account after.

[crunk3]

im probably gonna see deadmau5 live in vancouver, they have soo many free shows during the olympics

[MFreak89]

Don't know just started seeing my ex, superbowl sunday. Still deciding if i should even do anything.

[bimmerpirate]

oops, i have no g/f. guess some girl is getting a box 'o' rape for v-day.

[funcrew]

Dinner with Mrs. Funcrew at Lotus of Siam, the best Thai restaurant in North America (You can Google this if you think I'm bullshitting you guys). Just like every year. Except not on actual Valentine's Day, because it's impossible to get in. We will be surrounded by same-sex couples at all the other tables. There are no surprises to this agenda any more, we have it down to a science.

[Stephen]

pig out on sushi!

[Fidhle007]

I have three girls so I'll get one a transfer case, another some rear shocks and the third (she's the oldest) will probably get some door locks or something. I'm not really sure, she works the best and you can still lock everything from the passenger side so I'm temped to leave her until she really needs anything.

Oh wait, you meant girlFRIEND...

[hugh jass]

me and ms hugh jass are going to san francisco to see mark kozelek and stay the night in a fancy hotel. it will be our first night away together from both of our kids.

[scabzzzz]

Ill probably cry myself to sleep. Maybe jerk off in my own tears. Play some xbox? Bong rip?

[M-technik-3]

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