What are you getting your girl for Valentine's Day...
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pimp ass room overlooking niagara falls (the canadian side), many sexual endeavors, and a trip to the hockey hall of fame. this girl is perfect for me haha -
something big and shiny to make her feel extra bad about her drama bullshit being a girl type shit.
then probly some sex. followed by bday sex.Leave a comment:
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A dick in the ass and a dickslap across the face. Fuck I hate being married.Leave a comment:
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we're both travelling to meet other friends that weekend, so I have no idea. Maybe something delivered to her office?Leave a comment:
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I'm getting a giant poster board about shoulder height and I'm gonna make a giant card.. When she opens the card it'll have a 3/4 scale photo of me nude and covering my private part will be another actual valentine card and when she lifts it, it'll be a chocolate. A large piece of chocolate. Only problem I'm having is finding a piece of chocolate that's my skin tone. This is gonna be great. My pal suggested I should get one of those long tube snakes and have it uncoil when she opened the card and I would be wearing a swimsuit instead.Leave a comment:
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condoms and alcohol...and aiming to break my personal best of 3 women in one day/night. I love being single sometimes.
Edit: that doesn't count 3- and 4-somes, which I will gladly settle forLeave a comment:
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Have no idea yet, we are a good 1000 miles apart so I will just buy something shinny and sparkely and send it to her. Then our 10 year anv, is the 23, and have to do something big for that too, and still will be a 1000 miles apart.Leave a comment:
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Where you plan on getting that big cock?
j/k, you should fare well for getting some strange. A study said that many single women use Vday as an excuse for a rando hookup.Leave a comment:
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no idea! just met her a few weeks ago ... only seen her 4 times ... but maybe start the day off with a swedish car show and lunch, followed by a nice dinner and flowers or just some good quality time I guess?Leave a comment:


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