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rofl, believe me i know its nothing to get worked up over, but it makes you think man! kinda sheisty, in my honest opinion. this fucker is buying the beer tonight lol.
1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
1994 540i - Granitsilber
Originally posted by scabzzzz
I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.
Take it out in trade.......get a nice case of greasy ass going, (don't shower for a couple of days, cut the grass, do push ups, or whatever), then drop your pants, take his bed pillows and assfloss with them. Put it all back nice and neat. Payment received in full.
"I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death."
-Patrick Henry, n.d.
Take it out in trade.......get a nice case of greasy ass going, (don't shower for a couple of days, cut the grass, do push ups, or whatever), then drop your pants, take his bed pillows and assfloss with them. Put it all back nice and neat. Payment received in full.
I did this with Mtriples suede steering wheel , as a matter of fact i think Ben handles this same steering wheel every time he takes the car out of the garage to have his mechanic fix it
Three of us assflossed pillows for one of our fellow NCOs who pissed us off. Also included during this particular disgracing was; piss all over carpet just inside of his motel room door, and a big hairy dump left in the bowl. I know, shitting in the sink would've REALLY sent a message, however we wanted to be covert, as he knew I had a key. One of the hired hands at the motel could've taken that shit for all he knew. He never remarked on our efforts...
"I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death."
-Patrick Henry, n.d.
And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.
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