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  • Will_318i
    E30 Addict
    • Jan 2010
    • 482

    #16
    Originally posted by E30Kaiser
    Lol is it gay if I want to see that fat guy with a boner that didn't have a dick but claimed it was normal sized when he had an erection. Just curious bro, I swear.

    It's gay... Yup... Gay....
    "get in, get off, wipe your dick off on her sheets and get out."

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    • GaryE30
      R3V Elite
      • Oct 2003
      • 4791

      #17
      Originally posted by 5KWattson
      didnt bother to listen to it but damn...that truck is halarious i love it when dudes with BIG ass lifted trucks roll around than they hop out and the driver is all of 5'4" with a Famous hat sideways ROFL
      So you're saying you have to be an ogre to drive a larger truck? Can a smaller guy not do work that requires a large truck? Since when are there size restrictions on owners of trucks?
      Estoril E36 M3/4/5 | Toledo E53 X5 3.0 | LeMans E90 335D M-Sport

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      • Jand3rson
        Banned
        • Oct 2003
        • 37587

        #18
        Originally posted by CorvallisBMW
        I was expecting this. It's the special penis-extending edition:

        Are you kidding? That guy has a huge cock compared to the guy here in town driving one of these:

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        • mrsleeve
          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
          • Mar 2005
          • 16385

          #19
          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
          EDIT : Josh thats a ford I would not mind having, but with out the extra lift and the wheels and useless tires. Leave the duals under it and get a 46 foot enclosed car hauler and make a ton of money moving shit around.


          Originally posted by GaryE30
          So you're saying you have to be an ogre to drive a larger truck? Can a smaller guy not do work that requires a large truck? Since when are there size restrictions on owners of trucks?


          Thank you, I was just gonna let it be, but hey oh well.

          Lots of people have a big truck like that, they DD because they use it for a hobby, but cant justify the expenses of another car. IE.... Horse People that show, rodeo, race, trail ride etc.... Horse trailers are not lite, Campers, Racers, people with Big ass Boats, the list can go on and on.
          Last edited by mrsleeve; 02-10-2010, 05:18 PM.
          Originally posted by Fusion
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          • E30Kaiser
            E30 Mastermind
            • Mar 2008
            • 1790

            #20
            According to Top Gear the Mitsubishi Evo would make a much better trailer puller. By my logic they would be more fuel efficient and smaller than the trucks, yet still tell you who are dicks and have small cocks.
            "We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time"-Colin McCrae

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            • aaarrddvvaarrrkkkk
              Noobie
              • Aug 2009
              • 16

              #21
              my pen is massive

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              • gazellebeigem3
                No R3VLimiter
                • Jun 2005
                • 3712

                #22
                ^(terrible) alias

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                • george graves
                  I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 19986

                  #23
                  LBJefferies fail.
                  Originally posted by Matt-B
                  hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                  • pureaudio
                    E30 Enthusiast
                    • May 2009
                    • 1123

                    #24
                    There is a big difference between a big truck and a little dick truck. Just look for a douche bag inside to find out which one it is.
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                    • LBJefferies
                      Banned
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 1690

                      #25
                      Originally posted by george graves
                      LBJefferies fail.
                      I can post a picture if you would like.

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                      • pbr87
                        E30 Modder
                        • May 2008
                        • 853

                        #26
                        Originally posted by E30Kaiser
                        Lol is it gay if I want to see that fat guy with a boner that didn't have a dick but claimed it was normal sized when he had an erection. Just curious bro, I swear.

                        Yes, you being "curious, bro" about how another man's penis looks when it is fully erect.....is most definitely homosexual.


                        And not tame, in-the-closet, on-the-fence homosexual. Real, full-blown homosexual.

                        Not that there's anything wrong with it.
                        Whatever floats your boat, sailor.
                        Originally posted by accident
                        I have achieved the title of Douche of the month.
                        Discuss.
                        Originally posted by kronus
                        It was probably pissed off because it didn't want to pay taxes for poor people's healthcare.
                        1990 300ZX TT 5spd ($6,000)
                        1991 318i 4dr 5spd (DD)

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                        • E30Kaiser
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 1790

                          #27
                          Originally posted by pbr87
                          Yes, you being "curious, bro" about how another man's penis looks when it is fully erect.....is most definitely homosexual.


                          And not tame, in-the-closet, on-the-fence homosexual. Real, full-blown homosexual.

                          Not that there's anything wrong with it.
                          Whatever floats your boat, sailor.
                          Even if I add "No homo" at the end?
                          "We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time"-Colin McCrae

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                          • pbr87
                            E30 Modder
                            • May 2008
                            • 853

                            #28
                            Originally posted by E30Kaiser
                            Even if I add "No homo" at the end?
                            It doesn't matter what you add. What has been said cannot be unsaid.


                            You might as well say: "I wanna suck dick...............................no homo"


                            Doesn't make much of a difference, does it?
                            Originally posted by accident
                            I have achieved the title of Douche of the month.
                            Discuss.
                            Originally posted by kronus
                            It was probably pissed off because it didn't want to pay taxes for poor people's healthcare.
                            1990 300ZX TT 5spd ($6,000)
                            1991 318i 4dr 5spd (DD)

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                            • sonnyqm3
                              Banned
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 1144

                              #29
                              I feel really bad for those guys... They need to get some kind of help maybe penis implants if such thing exist..

                              I am gonna kiss my dad for the good genes. lol

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                              • mcr_driver
                                R3V Elite
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 4491

                                #30
                                wow...i feel immense now...and to think i thought being a normal size sucked, i'd have to kill myself if i were one of them...no joke...

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