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    give them your number, duh...

    "of course i want hot sauce pizza, asshole."

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      I'm in the hospital next to my cousin who just got her woman parts removed and I'm laughing my ass off. So wrong but I can't stop reading
      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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        Let's revisit the idea about sending a male stripper to his house
        "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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          Originally posted by Turf1600 View Post
          Let's revisit the idea about sending a male stripper to his house
          subscribe to a bunch of porno mags too

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            ...or some flowers from a special male lover for Valentines day.

            Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
            Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
            Lobsterbacks attack the town again
            Wrap all my things in aluminum
            Beams of darkness streak across the sky
            Pink rays from the ancient satellite
            Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
            Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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              This is one thread i wish wouldn't die. Good bye good friend.

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                Just got an email from Aaron:

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                hey im sorry that was not me who was emailing you i don't go around trying to start shit with random people it was my friend who was over here last night so on behalf of my friend were sorry can the email please quite you win
                ***********



                /thread

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                  R3v wins!

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                    Originally posted by structured View Post
                    R3v wins!
                    was there any doubt ??????


                    Oh and corvallis thanks for this thread man I needed it, I have been feeling like shit lately and this thread has made me laugh so much my stomach hurts, and not so shitty feeling anymore
                    Originally posted by Fusion
                    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                    The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                    William Pitt-

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                      God me e-penis is soooo big right now.

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                        Awe...I stand in it.

                        Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                        Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                        Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                        Wrap all my things in aluminum
                        Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                        Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                        Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                        Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                          Originally posted by CorvallisBMW View Post
                          Just got an email from Aaron:

                          **********
                          hey im sorry that was not me who was emailing you i don't go around trying to start shit with random people it was my friend who was over here last night so on behalf of my friend were sorry can the email please quite you win
                          ***********



                          /thread
                          Did that really happen, or did you make it up to get people to back off cause you think youre going to go to jail? :)

                          Hilarious if true, what a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. And I dont believe it wasnt him.
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                            SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
                            No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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                              Wow, I missed quite a bit in the last few hours. Glad I'm on the side of R3V, lol.
                              1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                              Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                              You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                                Im calling it now, thread of the year. unless you fuckers can improve on this, in which case it would be an epic double win. but anyway, good work for all who were involved in making his life fucking miserable for the next 1-3months.

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