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  • structured
    E30 Modder
    • Sep 2008
    • 954

    #241
    give them your number, duh...

    "of course i want hot sauce pizza, asshole."

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    • einstein57
      R3V OG
      • Jun 2007
      • 10780

      #242
      I'm in the hospital next to my cousin who just got her woman parts removed and I'm laughing my ass off. So wrong but I can't stop reading
      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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      • Turf1600
        R3V OG
        • Nov 2006
        • 9815

        #243
        Let's revisit the idea about sending a male stripper to his house
        "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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        • mnstepchildrider1
          Grease Monkey
          • May 2008
          • 385

          #244
          Originally posted by Turf1600
          Let's revisit the idea about sending a male stripper to his house
          subscribe to a bunch of porno mags too

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          • e30frosh
            R3VLimited
            • Dec 2004
            • 2170

            #245
            ...or some flowers from a special male lover for Valentines day.

            Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
            Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
            Lobsterbacks attack the town again
            Wrap all my things in aluminum
            Beams of darkness streak across the sky
            Pink rays from the ancient satellite
            Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
            Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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            • surebimmer
              E30 Modder
              • Jan 2004
              • 978

              #246
              This is one thread i wish wouldn't die. Good bye good friend.

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              • CorvallisBMW
                Long Schlong Longhammer
                • Feb 2005
                • 13039

                #247
                Just got an email from Aaron:

                **********
                hey im sorry that was not me who was emailing you i don't go around trying to start shit with random people it was my friend who was over here last night so on behalf of my friend were sorry can the email please quite you win
                ***********



                /thread

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                • structured
                  E30 Modder
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 954

                  #248
                  R3v wins!

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                  • mrsleeve
                    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 16385

                    #249
                    Originally posted by structured
                    R3v wins!
                    was there any doubt ??????


                    Oh and corvallis thanks for this thread man I needed it, I have been feeling like shit lately and this thread has made me laugh so much my stomach hurts, and not so shitty feeling anymore
                    Originally posted by Fusion
                    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                    The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                    William Pitt-

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                    • CorvallisBMW
                      Long Schlong Longhammer
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 13039

                      #250
                      God me e-penis is soooo big right now.

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                      • e30frosh
                        R3VLimited
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 2170

                        #251
                        Awe...I stand in it.

                        Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                        Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                        Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                        Wrap all my things in aluminum
                        Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                        Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                        Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                        Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                        • aaron325ix
                          E30 Fanatic
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 1489

                          #252
                          Originally posted by CorvallisBMW
                          Just got an email from Aaron:

                          **********
                          hey im sorry that was not me who was emailing you i don't go around trying to start shit with random people it was my friend who was over here last night so on behalf of my friend were sorry can the email please quite you win
                          ***********



                          /thread
                          Did that really happen, or did you make it up to get people to back off cause you think youre going to go to jail? :)

                          Hilarious if true, what a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. And I dont believe it wasnt him.
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                          • Desaevious
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 3810

                            #253

                            SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
                            No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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                            • Holland
                              R3V OG
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 7176

                              #254
                              Wow, I missed quite a bit in the last few hours. Glad I'm on the side of R3V, lol.
                              1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                              Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                              You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                              • ALYKZANDYR
                                E30 Fanatic
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 1336

                                #255
                                Im calling it now, thread of the year. unless you fuckers can improve on this, in which case it would be an epic double win. but anyway, good work for all who were involved in making his life fucking miserable for the next 1-3months.

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