To the Ass Hole Sitting Next to You (business class)

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  • deutschman
    R3V Elite
    • May 2008
    • 5958

    #31
    thats fucking great!
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    • u3b3rg33k
      R3VLimited
      • Jan 2010
      • 2452

      #32


      If I was willing to put myself on the no-fly list, I'd do that in a heartbeat.

      Unfortunately for the internets, I'd rather go to the nurburgring this summer than spend who knows how long in a detention cell, after being sat on by the brave fat man for the remainder of the flight.

      Ich gehöre nicht zur Baader-Meinhof Gruppe

      Originally posted by Top Gear
      Just imagine waking up and remembering you're Mexican.

      Every time you buy a car with DSC/ESC, Jesus kills a baby seal. With a kitten.


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      • imdashiz
        E30 Fanatic
        • Sep 2009
        • 1373

        #33
        aaaaahahahhaha. wait, i havent been on a plane in a while. is there wireless on them now?
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        • DEV0 E30
          R3V OG
          • Oct 2004
          • 8813

          #34
          Originally posted by MikeK
          next business trip, count me in.
          Ron Fox: [upon seeing Harold] What's up with the guy with the weird eyes? He handicapped or something?
          Deputy Frye: We believe he's of Korean decent.
          Ron Fox: My God. North Korea and Al Qaeda working together. This is bigger than I thought.






          Originally posted by imdashiz
          aaaaahahahhaha. wait, i havent been on a plane in a while. is there wireless on them now?
          You could save the flash files to your computer then just run it from your computer without internet access. Oh god, I've said too much.
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          • FredK
            R3V OG
            • Oct 2003
            • 14745

            #35
            Originally posted by DEV0 E30
            Ron Fox: [upon seeing Harold] What's up with the guy with the weird eyes? He handicapped or something?
            Deputy Frye: We believe he's of Korean decent.
            Ron Fox: My God. North Korea and Al Qaeda working together. This is bigger than I thought.
            ahahahahaha!

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            • MikeK
              R3VLimited
              • Jan 2005
              • 2771

              #36
              Originally posted by DEV0 E30
              Ron Fox: [upon seeing Harold] What's up with the guy with the weird eyes? He handicapped or something?
              Deputy Frye: We believe he's of Korean decent.
              Ron Fox: My God. North Korea and Al Qaeda working together. This is bigger than I thought.

              :rofl::rofl::rofl:
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              • freeride53
                R3V OG
                • Jul 2007
                • 11972

                #37
                Originally posted by mrsleeve
                there fixed that for you
                lol, no being persian, they'd fling me at mr.ahmadinejad

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                1983 Peugeot 505 STI
                1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
                2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD

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                • pbr87
                  E30 Modder
                  • May 2008
                  • 853

                  #38
                  I like BenM's idea better.


                  Open up your laptop. Start playing any episode of Dexter. Start touching yourself and groaning softly when the gory parts happen.
                  Originally posted by accident
                  I have achieved the title of Douche of the month.
                  Discuss.
                  Originally posted by kronus
                  It was probably pissed off because it didn't want to pay taxes for poor people's healthcare.
                  1990 300ZX TT 5spd ($6,000)
                  1991 318i 4dr 5spd (DD)

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