Hitting on customers

[Erik]

In for the lolz.

The dress line is good. Go for that one. lol

[HarryPotter]

Or so you've heard...

Well, I'm basing this off my good buddy who has a 9 inch pecker (first hand experience). He gets women easier than I have ever seen anyone else do it.
He just knows exactly what women want to hear or some shit I have no idea how he does it. It's really magical.

This coming from "HarryPotter." I'm surprised you would think anyone would take you seriously on the subject of women.

lol, for fuck sakes you little tools basing shit off my stupid username are really pathetic. equate? So I take it you shouldn't be talking much on the subject as your username is based off a womens pregnancy test product. ;)

[Danny]

Its easy with a tan like mine.

[rhett325i]

Well, I'm basing this off my good buddy who has a 9 inch pecker (first hand experience).

You should keep your hands off your buddy's pecker dude. not cool.

[blunttech]

dont hit on customers. and certainly dont use the resident aerial violinists dress line. make them laugh and they will let you know if they are interested but you run the risk of some uppity bitch complaining to your assistant manager and there may be a new help wanted foot locker ad placed

[joshh]

You're looking younger today Blunt.


If you don't already know she's intrested, then don't go there.

[Matt-B]

Ok so anyways, I work retail, I've never worked retail before or really had a job that had direct contact with customers.

How the fuck is one supposed to hit on hot customers? There's this one chick I've been helping out the past two days, that if I were outside my job I could easily bone. Problem is I can't really say or do anything without the potential of getting fired...

I need a classy solution like Seinfeld's 3 some.

Discuss

Dont think its a good policy to hit on people at work. I worked at a targer store for 2 years. Knew 2 people that hit on customers and both were fired. So excercise caution. Maybe slip her a phone # or something? And "hit on her" after work.

[Massive Lee]

Rule #1 - Don't hit on customers and risk loosing your low wage job
Rule #2, appendix 1 - Be patient and minimize risks
Rule #2, appendix 2 - If a customer is interested in you, he/she will come back. Then you'll know
Rule #3 - Be subtle. Just mention when you finish your shift, and ask if he/she is interested to go for a beer or a coffee.
Rule #4 - Sucking a customer's dick in the restrooms is no homo as long as you don't stare at each other.

[Dave]

Sweet talk her into filling out your store's credit card application. Then take that information, and google map it.

Find out what day is garbage day at her place, then stake it out - go through her trash, find out her habits, her likes and dislikes. While you are at it, start tracking all of her comings and goings so you know where she is at all times.

Once you have her pattern down, one night when she is out, go into her house and set up your surprise.

No, wait . . .

[pbr87]

Fuck her. Then get fired. waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles > job.

/ thread

[browntown]

Ideally she works in some kind of customer based job too. If in small talk she mentions that she works at the Auntie Anne's at the other end of the mall, go hit on her while she's working.

Do you need this dress for work or for going out?

Totally for going out, I mean I'm aching for dick since I work at the Orange Julius.

I love me some raw egg and orange juice, I should stop by next time I'm in the east wing of the mall

That'd be kind of weird, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. I like dick that is a tax bracket higher.

That dress makes you look like a fat lesbian, just sayin.

[scabzzzz]

I managed some hip shoe stores back in the day in malls.
Fucking girls that work in malls is the easiest actually.. I got more waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles then than now.
Oh yeah, get some swoopy hair and a lip ring like Danny. That should seal the deal.

[Jesse30]

I managed some hip shoe stores back in the day in malls.
Fucking girls that work in malls is the easiest actually.. I got more waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles then than now.
Oh yeah, get some swoopy hair and a lip ring like Danny. That should seal the deal.

word. mall jobs are FULL of ass. i loved it. pay sucks though

[scabzzzz]

word. mall jobs are FULL of ass. i loved it. pay sucks though

Somehow after we became friends on Facebook, I could just see the retail in you.
:o

[Erik]

Ideally she works in some kind of customer based job too. If in small talk she mentions that she works at the Auntie Anne's at the other end of the mall, go hit on her while she's working.

Do you need this dress for work or for going out?

Totally for going out, I mean I'm aching for dick since I work at the Orange Julius.

I love me some raw egg and orange juice, I should stop by next time I'm in the east wing of the mall

That'd be kind of weird, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. I like dick that is a tax bracket higher.

That dress makes you look like a fat lesbian, just sayin.

LOLOL Perfect scenario!