Hitting on customers

[equate975]

Ok so anyways, I work retail, I've never worked retail before or really had a job that had direct contact with customers.

How the fuck is one supposed to hit on hot customers? There's this one chick I've been helping out the past two days, that if I were outside my job I could easily bone. Problem is I can't really say or do anything without the potential of getting fired...

I need a classy solution like Seinfeld's 3 some.

Discuss

[Jean]

Tell her a joke, blunt style. That should work

or not

[braytonia]

Ok so anyways, I work retail, I've never worked retail before or really had a job that had direct contact with customers.

How the fuck is one supposed to hit on hot customers? There's this one chick I've been helping out the past two days, that if I were outside my job I could easily bone. Problem is I can't really say or do anything without the potential of getting fired...

I need a classy solution like Seinfeld's 3 some.

Discuss

First off lets start off with where do you work? And well go from there... Ive been in retail for years.

[Red88]

First off lets start off with where do you work? And well go from there... Ive been in retail for years.

Probably not gotten laid in years, too.

[braytonia]

Probably not gotten laid in years, too.

How does my comment have anything to do with getting laid...?? :loco:

[HarryPotter]

How does my comment have anything to do with getting laid...?? :loco:

retail+years=no waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

[matrix]

You need to get out more, instead of going straight home right after work just so you

can spend hours playing World of Warcraft.

Get a real education, get a real job=real women.

[Fidhle007]

"That dress looks good on you but it would look even better on my floor."

Or if you prefer BluntStyle: "That dress would look better on you if my throbbing mass was lodged in your esophagus..."

[HarryPotter]

You need to get out more, instead of going straight home right after work just so you

can spend hours playing World of Warcraft.

Get a real education, get a real job=real women.

This isn't necesarily true, if you have a big dick and know what to say to chicks waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles is easier than stealing candy from a baby.

[Fidhle007]

This isn't necesarily true, if you have a big dick and know what to say to chicks waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles is easier than stealing candy from a baby.

Or so you've heard...

[equate975]

You need to get out more, instead of going straight home right after work just so you

can spend hours playing World of Warcraft.

Get a real education, get a real job=real women.

Wow so much fail I don't even know where to begin. Judging by your lack of formatting your amazing insight into generalizations I can only assume you were 12 seconds away from being a still birth or your mom was a crack whore. Are you fucking retarded? How the fuck does "real job=real women"? I don't even understand what you are even trying to communicate to me. What does a "real" job entail? I don't think your managerial position at McDonalds counts as a real job, unless you want to fuck that new chubby fry cook fresh over the boarder from Mexico.

I make way more money in retail than I would on automotive right now, it would be fucking stupid for me to try and find a job working on cars, there isn't jack for jobs. Maybe you didn't notice but between the conciseness you muster up after waking up from a weekly meth binge there aren't a lot of jobs to be had right now.

Even more so I don't need a fucking "real" job to find chicks. Maybe you have to try and lure degenerates into bed with your tax draining welfare check but I don't.

Sir, go fuck yourself.

[equate975]

retail+years=no waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

This coming from "HarryPotter." I'm surprised you would think anyone would take you seriously on the subject of women.

[Fidhle007]

Everybody shut the fuck up.

[Bishop]

Hammer time!

Where do you work dude

[Dozyproductions]

just fuck them in the dressing rooms?