For the newer members of r3v

[DatUtahGuy]

who the fuck post this..

and why the fuckity fuck did I just read all 6 pages?

[accident]

and why the fuckity fuck did I just read all 6 pages?

because you're a noob and dont have it set to 40 posts per page

[DatUtahGuy]

because you're a noob and dont have it set to 40 posts per page

suck a bag of dicks

[Danny]

A whole bag.

[accident]

suck a bag of dicks

nou

A whole bag.

Danny, you're better than this.

[Danny]

How come people always say that whenever I crack a joke, no matter how funny?

You people expect too much.

[accident]

How come people always say that whenever I crack a joke, no matter how funny?

You people expect too much.

It was mildly funny. I've seen so much better out of you. :p

[u3b3rg33k]

This thread = full of win


EDIT: Wrong thread. Disregard.

[Zander]

Just thought it might be helpful to tell you about some of the members here from what i observed

Blunt: He's a really cool guy to hang out with, if your ever in gods country, defiantly have a sleepover, hes also a massage therapist.
GeorgeGraves: Hes our beating bag, make sure when you mock him you tell him your full name and the city you live in so he can cry about it to us.
LBJeffries(Holmes): our resident hippie
That dude with the boobs as his avatar: follows lbj around to argue with him
The K brothers (Fred and Mike): gay or something?
Janderson: he owns this place, but never ever bans anyone so you can feel free to do or say stupid things
Farbin Kiaber: spends more time on r3v than life
Vlad: has hos
Konky: has pictures of hos
ALYKZANDYR: Hes a expert on everything as well as a modern english major.
whatt18yahoo: if your thinking of tuning your bmw fuh rhaze... talk to him he knows what hes doing.


thats about all i can think of off the top of my head. please others who know more help out.

Check

To noobs: if people in the real world ridicule for being stupid I suggest you leave r3v now. Otherwise, tough it out and join in the fun.

To Noobs: Dont show weakness on this site, your weakness will be exploited. Dont post pics of yourself, they will be used in ways you might not want.

Check

oh, and DONT

give out your

email
paypal
myspace
facebook
phone number
full name
social security number.

because if you turn out to be a dipshit, we will find you. we will find where you live, where you work, who you think your girlfriend is, your local forums.

and we will destroy you.

thats all,

Happy R3Ving!

*For Posterity's Sake*

Avoid Farbin Kaiber, never met the guy, but i always hear of these rumors of man hugs and awkward sexual innuendo's...

Yeah, thats it.

And check.

This place is somewhat evil and twisted. I like it.

[M42Power]

I see that this forum will provide a big number of lol'ing

[leland21]

404 Burn not found

I think you just called yourself an anus.

haha mike anus. sounds like a bad attempt at a funny name, like may kadoodie.

[trent]

i am so glad you assholes forgot about me.

[Jesse30]

you're banned, no one cares about trent anymore





<3

[Atreus]

i must have missed the "trent" party.

[Skafrog]

Let me give you an old-school r3v breakdown:

Trent - Asshole
Heeter - Drunk Asshole (see avatar pic)
Charlie - Child molester
Josh - PNW Asshole
Peavey: Midwestern asshole
Dave N: Lawyer Asshole
Ryan S: Alpina Asshole

That should start things nicely.