For the newer members of r3v

[Pinepig]

To Noobs: Dont show weakness on this site, your weakness will be exploited. Dont post pics of yourself, they will be used in ways you might not want.

Really

[Farbin Kaiber]

Motion to Sticky.

[87e30]

To Noobs: Dont show weakness on this site, your weakness will be exploited. Dont post pics of yourself, they will be used in ways you might not want.

Highly encourage you to listen to this guy, he's so legit. Everyone on this forum loves him....

[Farbin Kaiber]

Nope. Not one. I think the mods actually add to my postcount. I really think I may have only posted here about 396 times.

[b*saint]

Yea serious how could they forget Farbin? 15,826 post. Had to have at least a COUPLE good post in there.

[Jparkr]

Wonderful. It's always nice to not be a part of these types of lists.

Haha farbin, in this case you're just about as important as the OP is.



Which is not at all.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Wonderful. It's always nice to not be a part of these types of lists.

[Atreus]

oh, and DONT

give out your

email
paypal
myspace
facebook
phone number
full name
social security number.

because if you turn out to be a dipshit, we will find you. we will find where you live, where you work, who you think your girlfriend is, your local forums.

and we will destroy you.

thats all,

Happy R3Ving!

*For Posterity's Sake*

Avoid Farbin Kaiber, never met the guy, but i always hear of these rumors of man hugs and awkward sexual innuendo's...

Yeah, thats it.

[FredK]

The K brothers are not gay. One is an incestual hick and the other is a steroid pumping guido.

Word. I hope one day you meat MiekK. He's mad strong. Can open mayo jars by willpower alone.

[ALYKZANDYR]

E30Slut was the resident dirty goat fucker of R3v.

[dvs909]

how could i forget donky fucker. whats is name now?

[VacMan]

Just thought it might be helpful to tell you about some of the members here from what i observed

Blunt: He's a really cool guy to hang out with, if your ever in gods country, defiantly have a sleepover, hes also a massage therapist.
GeorgeGraves: Hes our beating bag, make sure when you mock him you tell him your full name and the city you live in so he can cry about it to us.
LBJeffries(Holmes): our resident hippie
That dude with the boobs as his avatar: follows lbj around to argue with him
The K brothers (Fred and Mike): gay or something?
Janderson: he owns this place, but never ever bans anyone so you can feel free to do or say stupid things


thats about all i can think of off the top of my head. please others who know more help out.

If you're interested in abnormal types of sex or have any questions about pearly papules, you've found your new home. I'm not sure what our resident sex expert's new name is as he changes it a lot to "keep it fresh" but he still responds to E30Slut posts.

[dvs909]

To Noobs: Dont show weakness on this site, your weakness will be exploited. Dont post pics of yourself, they will be used in ways you might not want.

your so e-hard.

[ALYKZANDYR]

To Noobs: Dont show weakness on this site, your weakness will be exploited. Dont post pics of yourself, they will be used in ways you might not want.

[Desaevious]

The K brothers are not gay. One is an incestual hick and the other is a steroid pumping guido.