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  • javi415
    Advanced Member
    • Oct 2008
    • 108

    #16
    Old E tastes like piss the high gravity old E is better. I'll take a mickeys anyday of the week
    You should've read the directions before you showed up at the party.:stupid:

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    • stevofthahill
      R3VLimited
      • Apr 2005
      • 2468

      #17
      Usually drink two 40's of Mickeys every sunday while playing poker. Definitely not the best but it gets the job done.

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      • Streichholzschächtelchen
        E30 Mastermind
        • Jan 2009
        • 1670

        #18
        Originally posted by stevofthahill
        Usually drink two 40's of Mickeys every sunday while playing poker. Definitely not the best but it gets the job done.
        hahaha I drink two 40s of mickeys when I'm playing dominos.
        Jah bless! :pimp:

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        • JMil86
          E30 Addict
          • Dec 2008
          • 558

          #19
          Originally posted by george graves

          And the drinking game "edward 40 hands" sucks

          Keys to this game. 1 Tape your hands to the top(as demonstrated). 2 leave 2 fingers out(as demonstrated). 3 pee right before the tape goes on. 4 be prepared to be fucked up. Now you're a pro at the worst game ever.

          Nio är livets tal.

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          • E30 Cabrio
            E30 Mastermind
            • Oct 2006
            • 1954

            #20
            Malt Liquor is for lightweights.

            Try some MD 20/20, Cisco, NightTrain, etc...

            Call them bum wines, street wines, fortified wines, wino wines, or twist-cap wines. Whatever you call these beverages for the economical drunkard, this page explores the top five. So curl up on a heating duct and enjoy!
            Last edited by E30 Cabrio; 02-27-2010, 06:51 PM.
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            • deutschman
              R3V Elite
              • May 2008
              • 5958

              #21
              cant drink molt liquor any more. had way to many bad times with steal reserve back in high school. nasty shit.
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              "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

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              • ZombiE30
                E30 Addict
                • Dec 2009
                • 438

                #22
                Originally posted by E30 Cabrio
                Malt Liquor is for lightweights.

                Try some MD 20/20, Cisco, NightTrain, etc...

                http://www.bumwine.com/
                My friends and I in North Carolina did a bumwine-fest a couple of years ago.

                It's a bit hazy, but I believe it went as follows:

                Rented motel room.
                Bought Cisco, Night Train, Thunderbird, 3 flavors of Mad Dog. Each person got two bottles (so we could compare experiences in the name of science)

                We took down the mirror and hid it under the bed, put the tv in the closet, and brought my stereo in with some Australian death metal.

                After an hour, we were all completed face fucked.

                One dude passed out on his car and couldn't be budged. We moshed the room to smithereens listening to aforementioned music. Girl #2 tells Guy #2 (they've been dating) that she has herpes. He spends an hour head-butting her in the crotch. She enjoys it.
                I climb onto the roof of the motel and start ripping off shingles and throwing them like frisbees at passing cars.
                I also apparently body slammed Girl #1 and screwd up her ankle for a month.
                Then Girl #1 has sex with Guy #3 on the bathroom floor (where I inexplicably awoke)

                Guy #4 doesn't go to sleep and sits on the side of the highway with no shirt chugging Thunderbird while morning rush hour happens.

                Everything sucks the next morning.

                Guy #1 drives his cadillac beater to a church car wash and tries to convert all of the kids to libertarianism. He then drops his cellphone in his coffee cup and then slurs a huge string of swear words before driving off.

                do not recommend

                MD 20/20 is the ultraviolence
                Originally posted by stoliver54
                Aw, balls.
                FS: assault gear....
                http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=159253

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                • Will_318i
                  E30 Addict
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 482

                  #23
                  Originally posted by deutschman
                  cant drink molt liquor any more. had way to many bad times with steal reserve back in high school. nasty shit.

                  211 Steel Reserve tastes fucking warm even though the can is colder than shit... no thanks. I'll pass.
                  "get in, get off, wipe your dick off on her sheets and get out."

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                  • E30 Cabrio
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 1954

                    #24
                    Originally posted by ZombiE30
                    My friends and I in North Carolina did a bumwine-fest a couple of years ago.

                    It's a bit hazy, but I believe it went as follows:

                    Rented motel room.
                    Bought Cisco, Night Train, Thunderbird, 3 flavors of Mad Dog. Each person got two bottles (so we could compare experiences in the name of science)

                    We took down the mirror and hid it under the bed, put the tv in the closet, and brought my stereo in with some Australian death metal.

                    After an hour, we were all completed face fucked.

                    One dude passed out on his car and couldn't be budged. We moshed the room to smithereens listening to aforementioned music. Girl #2 tells Guy #2 (they've been dating) that she has herpes. He spends an hour head-butting her in the crotch. She enjoys it.
                    I climb onto the roof of the motel and start ripping off shingles and throwing them like frisbees at passing cars.
                    I also apparently body slammed Girl #1 and screwd up her ankle for a month.
                    Then Girl #1 has sex with Guy #3 on the bathroom floor (where I inexplicably awoke)

                    Guy #4 doesn't go to sleep and sits on the side of the highway with no shirt chugging Thunderbird while morning rush hour happens.

                    Everything sucks the next morning.

                    Guy #1 drives his cadillac beater to a church car wash and tries to convert all of the kids to libertarianism. He then drops his cellphone in his coffee cup and then slurs a huge string of swear words before driving off.

                    do not recommend

                    MD 20/20 is the ultraviolence
                    You just can't have that kind of fun drinking Malt Liquor.

                    Next time, mix with a few Vicodin for some real fun!
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                    • browntown
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 3524

                      #25
                      Call me old fashioned, but the only malt liquor I ever enjoyed was the one and only:

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                      • Rigmaster
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 3464

                        #26
                        /thread (for real, yo)





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                        • javi415
                          Advanced Member
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 108

                          #27
                          bumwine-fest

                          It's a bit hazy, but I believe it went as follows:

                          DO NOT RECOMMEND

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                          MD 20/20 is the ultraviolence[/quote]

                          yes that is correct

                          I only tried MD 20/20 once but I felt the same as that story, and the name is intimidating enough, hence, I shoulda known. And that's a wine cooler if I'm not mistaken, therefore winecooler > malt liqour at least in respect of getting wasted mang! Definately not in taste, In taste malt liqour is > than winecooler and a bunch of other intoxicants.

                          And a link to some good music even if it was played out soon as it came out
                          You should've read the directions before you showed up at the party.:stupid:

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                          • chadthestampede
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 3600

                            #28
                            Ugh this thread inspired me to buy a bunch of Colt 45, OE, and magnum from the local Rite-Aid and drink it last night resulting in a terrible hangover today. Thanks guys.
                            Originally posted by LJ851
                            I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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                            • javi415
                              Advanced Member
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 108

                              #29
                              Chadyoushoulda bought a Mickey's not that piss. You know Mickey's is the champagne of beer. For really doh it says so on the label
                              You should've read the directions before you showed up at the party.:stupid:

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                              • E30 Cabrio
                                E30 Mastermind
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 1954

                                #30
                                Originally posted by javi415
                                Chadyoushoulda bought a Mickey's not that piss. You know Mickey's is the champagne of beer. For really doh it says so on the label
                                Nothin' like a 6 pack of "grenades" to start the evening...
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