Chuck Norris Turns 70!!!

**StereoInstaller1** · 03-10-2010, 12:43 PM

You callin' CN OLD?

**deutschman** · 03-10-2010, 12:48 PM

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

**OOMPH!** · 03-10-2010, 12:51 PM

Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerky.

**sector6** · 03-10-2010, 12:58 PM

Originally posted by StereoInstaller1

You callin' CN OLD?

ohhh shit, your right, I'm fucked.:)

**e30-RTN** · 03-10-2010, 01:05 PM

Chuck norris can piss his name into concrete.

**ELONZOOOO** · 03-10-2010, 01:10 PM

whats up 2006.....

**Jparkr** · 03-10-2010, 01:16 PM

chuck norris once got an erection while laying on his stomach. This is how the grand canyon was formed.

**pureaudio** · 03-10-2010, 02:37 PM

Chuck Norris does not teabag, he potato sacks.

**TruEdrty** · 03-10-2010, 02:41 PM

When chuck Norris jumps in water he does not get wet the water gets Chuck Norris

**Wh33lhop** · 03-10-2010, 02:45 PM

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

**Beastolizer** · 03-10-2010, 02:57 PM

Chuck Norris does not fear the dark, the dark fears Chuck Norris

**dannyg** · 03-10-2010, 03:46 PM

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

**ALYKZANDYR** · 03-10-2010, 03:48 PM

When chuck norris does a push up, he dosent go up, the earth goes down.

**a3ternus** · 03-10-2010, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by sector6

Are you shitting me? That fecker is 70??!! I had no idea he was that old.

Happy Birthday Mr. Norris!

WTF?!? Baaaaaaaan him!!! :twisted:
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