Chuck Norris Turns 70!!!

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[Desaevious]

I share his birthday. I claim to my friends that every 50 years an epic man is born. Since I'm 50 years younger than him to the day I say the universe granted me some of his left over awesome.

Also, it was Osama Bin Laden's birthday.

[TruEdrty]

Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas to bed.

[sector6]

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

[imdashiz]

chuck norris made bmw. /thread

[Tom944]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

http://www.nochucknorris.com/

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