Because i f***ing want to

[87e30]

I'm making a new thread. I don't know what you guys think about me, but I don't give a shit. (Yes, I'm drunk right now) First of all, I love up, up and away by kid cudi. Yeah, kid cudi sucks but at hte same time I can't stop listening to him. Second, I'm making a fucking thread because I want to. This is r3v and people like stupid off topic threads. And I'm stupid, and I'm an off topic thread so you should fucking love me.

Okay, here is the "sitch." I'm drunk, it's my last day of finals so I thought I'd celebrate. I haven't had anything to drink for a while but decided to kick it tonight. And there are no bitches becuase it's finals week. I wnat some bitches. I lik ebitches. But I don't like to fuck bitches. Fucking bitches is dumb, I know most guys like ot have shit tons of sex, but that's not me. I just want to dance with some beezies or something, but shit's not happening.

Okay, this thread SUCKS a lot. I'm fully aware of this, I'm drnk and typing as fast as I can with out making too many mistakes, hopefully I'll get some cool responses becasue this is r3v and I fucking e-heart every fucking persion here (except for the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless like the guy who has a green blob in his avatar and he's a fucking idiot)

To save the thread:



I know I said I don't fuk, but I'd rail the shit out of that. ^^^^

[shiftbmw]

There is a drunk and stupid thread already, and you qualify.


You do get some bonus points for trying to save things with boobies though.

[Pinepig]

Could care less about the blah blah blah.

Alba mmmmmmmmm.

[87e30]

There is a drunk and stupid thread already, and you qualify.

Yes, but I'm drunk. And in a frat but on r3v. So that makes me really retarded and I get a thread. This is what I did today after my final. Made a gay ass picture of my haircut. But it's fucking sweet.

[E30Nova]

Wait you don't like fuckin chicks?

Fag.

Matt

[87e30]

Wait you don't like fuckin chicks?

Fag.

Matt

Because I'm paranoid about my future and having only one wife and a happy marriage. I'd rather have no wife than a divorce. IT sucks. (divorced parents)

[Jean]

I'm making a new thread. I don't know what you guys think about me, but I don't give a shit. (Yes, I'm drunk right now) First of all, I love up, up and away by kid cudi. Yeah, kid cudi sucks but at hte same time I can't stop listening to him. Second, I'm making a fucking thread because I want to. This is r3v and people like stupid off topic threads. And I'm stupid, and I'm an off topic thread so you should fucking love me.

Okay, here is the "sitch." I'm drunk, it's my last day of finals so I thought I'd celebrate. I haven't had anything to drink for a while but decided to kick it tonight. And there are no bitches becuase it's finals week. I wnat some bitches. I lik ebitches. But I don't like to fuck bitches. Fucking bitches is dumb, I know most guys like ot have shit tons of sex, but that's not me. I just want to dance with some beezies or something, but shit's not happening.

Okay, this thread SUCKS a lot. I'm fully aware of this, I'm drnk and typing as fast as I can with out making too many mistakes, hopefully I'll get some cool responses becasue this is r3v and I fucking e-heart every fucking persion here (except for the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless like the guy who has a green blob in his avatar and he's a fucking idiot)

To save the thread:


I know I said I don't fuk, but I'd rail the shit out of that. ^^^^

Nothing can save this thread....

[Raxe]

Hahaha this thread is sweet.

[daniel]

i think its cute that you want to wait until marriage. i respect that.

good luck finding a girl who feels the same way, though, that is actually compatible with you.

[87e30]

Nothing can save this thread....

Dude. Me doing something righ tnow could save it. Or me being less retarded.

Or some jessica alba!

[Be30mer]

I'm gonna do J alba a favor and bump this thread... And hold on- You dont like having sex??? you must be doing something (or someone) terribly wrong.

[87e30]

i think its cute that you want to wait until marriage. i respect that.

good luck finding a girl who feels the same way, though, that is actually compatible with you.

Yeah, I know. Not happening. Which sucks. But I just don't see the point fucking up the rest of my life for my early 20s. But I mean, maybe that's what's its all about and I'm just out of the loop.

By the way, take your condescending asshole face tone to the shiiter, waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

[87e30]

I'm gonna do J alba a favor and bump this thread... And hold on- You dont like having sex??? you must be doing something (or someone) terribly wrong.

Well I don' tknow, because I've never had it. Yeah, fuck it dudes, I'm a virgin. Fuck me, right? Actually, fuck you!

[e34john]

Wow, I actually understood more of that post than most of what I read on R3V.

[87e30]

Wow, I actually understood more of that post than most of what I read on R3V.

Yes, I'm drunk; but, I'm also intelligent. (Or so I like to think)