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  • e30trooper
    R3V OG
    • Mar 2009
    • 11576

    #46
    WOW just wow. Dude your atleast 20 and havant pounded some putang ? WTF is wrong here. I understand theres sluty bitchs out ther but still you need to learn not to give a fuck. When I want it my girl gives it and im happy ( asian girl) :D . But still man no need to waqck it to ^^^ shes not all that. I would take more but the GF now is asking to goto bed with me ;) and we all know what that means ( flap flap LOL ) I am Quoting you BTW! And im drunkish too .

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    • e30trooper
      R3V OG
      • Mar 2009
      • 11576

      #47
      Originally posted by stephen
      girls dont need to be good at sex, take control

      a

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      • jonmon6691
        Wrencher
        • Aug 2009
        • 252

        #48
        In before sobriety!

        Ps. Op, you're a depressing drunk.
        <-- F*** that guy

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        • crunk3
          M5
          • Sep 2006
          • 1182

          #49

          moar alba
          91 318iS http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2396154

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          • TwoJ's
            R3V Elite
            • Oct 2005
            • 4908

            #50
            It is hilarious that you think it will be better for your marriage if you only have sex with one woman. If you limit your potential wife pool to broads that say they are virgins, you'll be left with whales and fucking psycho super conservative waffleswaffleswaffleswaffless.

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            • ck_taft325is
              R3V OG
              • Sep 2007
              • 6880

              #51
              Originally posted by TwoJ's
              It is hilarious that you think it will be better for your marriage if you only have sex with one woman. If you limit your potential wife pool to broads that say they are virgins, you'll be left with whales and fucking psycho super conservative waffleswaffleswaffleswaffless.

              Yeah, those conservative waffleswaffleswaffleswaffless are all judgemental and broad statement types. Fucking assholes.
              Need a part? PM me.

              Get your Bass on. Luke's r3v Boxes are here: http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=198123

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              • Erik
                R3V Elite
                • Oct 2005
                • 5370

                #52
                Originally posted by TwoJ's
                It is hilarious that you think it will be better for your marriage if you only have sex with one woman. If you limit your potential wife pool to broads that say they are virgins, you'll be left with whales and fucking psycho super conservative waffleswaffleswaffleswaffless.
                ^ His ultimate turn on. Takes one to love one! Isn't that right Clay? ;) Haha
                -Erik
                '16 Focus 2.0L - '99 Protegé DX 1.6L POS (Sold) - '87 4runner 22R-E (Sold) - '86 Schwarz S50 (Sold) - '02 WRX Wagon (sold) - '07 Impreza 2.5i (sold) - '91 Alpine M52 (Sold) - '89 Alpine 325is (Sold)


                Originally posted by 87e30
                I just want to dance with some beezies

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                • TwoJ's
                  R3V Elite
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 4908

                  #53
                  Wat?

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                  • J3M93
                    E30 Addict
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 448

                    #54
                    Known for: The Last King of Scotland, The Butler, Battlefield Earth

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                    • TwoJ's
                      R3V Elite
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 4908

                      #55

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                      • b*saint
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • May 2006
                        • 3794

                        #56
                        Originally posted by e30trooper
                        WOW just wow. Dude your atleast 20 and havant pounded some putang ? WTF is wrong here. I understand theres sluty bitchs out ther but still you need to learn not to give a fuck. When I want it my girl gives it and im happy ( asian girl) :D . But still man no need to waqck it to ^^^ shes not all that. I would take more but the GF now is asking to goto bed with me ;) and we all know what that means ( flap flap LOL ) I am Quoting you BTW! And im drunkish too .
                        I guess her being asian is a big deal to you cuz you have to mention it.
                        Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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                        • imdashiz
                          E30 Fanatic
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 1373

                          #57
                          who has a green blob as an avatar?
                          PSN ID: Yourself1

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                          • StereoInstaller1
                            GAS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 22679

                            #58
                            Originally posted by 87e30
                            I'm making a new thread. I don't know what you guys think about me, but I don't give a shit. (Yes, I'm drunk right now) First of all, I love up, up and away by kid cudi. Yeah, kid cudi sucks but at hte same time I can't stop listening to him. Second, I'm making a fucking thread because I want to. This is r3v and people like stupid off topic threads. And I'm stupid, and I'm an off topic thread so you should fucking love me.

                            Okay, here is the "sitch." I'm drunk, it's my last day of finals so I thought I'd celebrate. I haven't had anything to drink for a while but decided to kick it tonight. And there are no bitches becuase it's finals week. I wnat some bitches. I lik ebitches. But I don't like to fuck bitches. Fucking bitches is dumb, I know most guys like ot have shit tons of sex, but that's not me. I just want to dance with some beezies or something, but shit's not happening.

                            Okay, this thread SUCKS a lot. I'm fully aware of this, I'm drnk and typing as fast as I can with out making too many mistakes, hopefully I'll get some cool responses becasue this is r3v and I fucking e-heart every fucking persion here (except for the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless like the guy who has a green blob in his avatar and he's a fucking idiot)

                            To save the thread:



                            I know I said I don't fuk, but I'd rail the shit out of that. ^^^^
                            because no one quoted this yet

                            Closing SOON!
                            "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

                            Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

                            Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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                            • GOOBER
                              Mod Crazy
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 663

                              #59
                              yeah dude. I don't know what you're waiting for. Practice makes perfect...that said I knew a guy who was waiting until he got married and was pretty serious with this girl. They ended up fucking and when the relationship ended he said and I quote "Damn dude I don't know what the fuck I was waiting for. I used to have respect for people who waited until marriage but now, that shit is retarded, sex is amazing."

                              So in that spirit, wrap your dick and get in the game. You're only in college once, never again will you have the opportunity to have so much random sex again with virtually no work involved. Do it.

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                              • ///e30freak
                                Wrencher
                                • Aug 2006
                                • 260

                                #60
                                In B4 sobriety.
                                There are plenty of normal attractive virgins.
                                I don't know if OP said she had to be a virgin anyway.

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