Because i f***ing want to

[5KWattson]

Hahaha yesss more pix FTW thanks guy

[87e30]

Agree... If your worried about knocking (insert name here) up, just pull out and shoot it all over her back.

Okay, first of all pulling out is a completely retarded strategy. Secondly, that's not really my main concern.

Personal choice guys, maybe when I feel ready I will have sex before I'm married. However, at this point I have no desire to have sex.

[87e30]

I can't wait until the OP reads this thread after sobering up.

And don't PM me later asking me to delete it. 'Cause I AIN'T GONNA.

:up:

I would never ask you to. I think this is hilarious.

[Gobig_us]

Agree... If your worried about knocking (insert name here) up, just pull out and shoot it all over her back.

dude all I have to say is at 20 you need to be fucking like a bunny right now. I just turned 36 have been married and faithful for 15 years have 3 kids and miss the days I fucked like a rabbit. You get older and days just pass right on by. You wake up go to work, run like crazy all day, come home eat, spend time with the family, zone out for a while, then pass the fuck out. You need to start fucking now while you can.

[cat97628]

dude all I have to say is at 20 you need to be fucking like a bunny right now. I just turned 36 have been married and faithful for 15 years have 3 kids and miss the days I fucked like a rabbit. You get older and days just pass right on by. You wake up go to work, run like crazy all day, come home eat, spend time with the family, zone out for a while, then pass the fuck out. You need to start fucking now while you can.

[87e30]

hehehehe...Had to.

:)

I see what you did there.

[e30nub]

Fuck me, right?

hehehehe...Had to.

:)

[5KWattson]

Where are the Jessica alba pics?

[87e30]

Yeah slangbox, this really isn't how I am most of the time. Hopefully I don't come off as a huge bro dbag usually. haha.

And erik, how am I crazy???

[87e30]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Let me try to clear some things up.

-Nice avatar whoever used my weird as shit hair cut picture. I'm pretty pleased with that one.

-Sorry danny, I was pretty drunk (obviously) and read it wrong. Thanks.

-Conki, I agree with you pretty much exactly.

-The argument goes on both sides of the fence, I don't think I'm better than anyone else, but personally I don't have the need to have sex now. It's just one of those things... I've never had it so I don't mind missing out.

-I think the green blob is pbr87 if I remember correctly, :rofl:

-I'm now sober and sure I typed out some dumb shit but it's all good. I provided you guys with some laughs hopefully, probably my most successful thread ever.


So after making this thread I went out got more drunk and blacked out (for my third time ever... each time I think it's going to be fun and always realize that it's not). My alarm went off at 7:30 from my last midterm yesterday so I woke up on the couch feeling like shit. Anyways, my room mate told me they found me out in our main entryway face down on the ground. I have like 4 bruises on my head from eating shit, I threw up a bunch and I've slept all day. Didn't feel like moving until now.

Fuck me, right?

(PS, this thread was really entertaining to read through, and some nice Alba saves along the way)

[ck_taft325is]

if you got the girl of your dreams you'd be bored because you'd know what you expect. it's the differences in people that make a good relationship.

with that being said, i'm going to do the wife when i get home, knowing your at home with rosy palm.

[dirtysix]

I couldn't imagine waiting that long to fuck I think my dick would have shriveled up and fallen off before that.

It's quite possibly too late

[crunk3]

i think you guys need to see the new south park,

http://allsp.com/l.php?id=e196

[honkey]

if you got the girl of your dreams you'd be bored because you'd know what you expect. it's the differences in people that make a good relationship.

with that being said, i'm going to do the wife when i get home, knowing your at home with rosy palm.

[Conki]

Any girl that "expects" you to do good in bed is immature to the extreme. News flash for everyone, no one is spectacular in bed all the time. For as much bravado as guys and gals like to throw at it, most of the time it's about the two people involved. Anyone that claims they can fuck, suck, bone, screw, ejaculate 20' is just blowing smoke or has had so many partners sex is no longer something that can be really enjoyed because it's to animalistic to really mean anything. I had multiple partners in my "youth", more than I like to admit but being intimate with my wife was a huge learning curve for ME. Every womans different. Trying to sleep with every type of woman to make sure you're "practiced" is a really bad excuse for being a douche-bag.

Anyone that says sex doesn't mean anything to them, is a sad person and 8 out of 10 times they've been abused sometime in their past or childhood. Sad, but it's really not an excuse to sleep with anything that breaths.

If your highest calling in regards to the oposit sex is to get in their pants, I feel bad for you. You're missing out.


Holmes, I'm 24. My wife is 23. She waited until marriage. I did not and I don't regret it, I'm not always at ease with it. She's had to work through my past as much as I have and while I love her more for it, I don't think it was fair that she had to go through it with me. I'm honest to God not trying to preach here about abstinance, but when someone chooses it, I think it's funny that he/she recieves responses like this more often than not. Because it's not the norm, he must be a fag, right? Or not like women? Or be too much of a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles to go get some action?

The fact is if you care for the person, there's no reason to not be in an actual relationship. And if you're man enough, get married to her. I know there's a few guys here that don't think marriage is needed and have 10+ year relationships with a special lady but I'll put this out there, why not after 10 years?

/soapbox

Flame away.

thank you