Because i f***ing want to

[87e30]

Wait you don't like fuckin chicks?

Fag.

Matt

Because I'm paranoid about my future and having only one wife and a happy marriage. I'd rather have no wife than a divorce. IT sucks. (divorced parents)

[E30Nova]

Wait you don't like fuckin chicks?

Fag.

Matt

[87e30]

There is a drunk and stupid thread already, and you qualify.

Yes, but I'm drunk. And in a frat but on r3v. So that makes me really retarded and I get a thread. This is what I did today after my final. Made a gay ass picture of my haircut. But it's fucking sweet.

[Pinepig]

Could care less about the blah blah blah.

Alba mmmmmmmmm.

[shiftbmw]

There is a drunk and stupid thread already, and you qualify.


You do get some bonus points for trying to save things with boobies though.

[87e30]

I'm making a new thread. I don't know what you guys think about me, but I don't give a shit. (Yes, I'm drunk right now) First of all, I love up, up and away by kid cudi. Yeah, kid cudi sucks but at hte same time I can't stop listening to him. Second, I'm making a fucking thread because I want to. This is r3v and people like stupid off topic threads. And I'm stupid, and I'm an off topic thread so you should fucking love me.

Okay, here is the "sitch." I'm drunk, it's my last day of finals so I thought I'd celebrate. I haven't had anything to drink for a while but decided to kick it tonight. And there are no bitches becuase it's finals week. I wnat some bitches. I lik ebitches. But I don't like to fuck bitches. Fucking bitches is dumb, I know most guys like ot have shit tons of sex, but that's not me. I just want to dance with some beezies or something, but shit's not happening.

Okay, this thread SUCKS a lot. I'm fully aware of this, I'm drnk and typing as fast as I can with out making too many mistakes, hopefully I'll get some cool responses becasue this is r3v and I fucking e-heart every fucking persion here (except for the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless like the guy who has a green blob in his avatar and he's a fucking idiot)

To save the thread:



I know I said I don't fuk, but I'd rail the shit out of that. ^^^^