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  • daniel
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    Originally posted by 87e30
    Yeah, I know. Not happening. Which sucks. But I just don't see the point fucking up the rest of my life for my early 20s. But I mean, maybe that's what's its all about and I'm just out of the loop.

    By the way, take your condescending asshole face tone to the shiiter, waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.
    seriously, wtf. i was being serious, not condescending. i really do respect people who want to wait.

    just so you know, you won't fuck up your life just for having sex with a girlfriend you feel comfortable with. one night stands is another story- it could possibly have an effect on your psyche.

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  • KenC
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    HAHAHAHA this shit is hilarious.

    News flash: your "future wife" is going to dump you because you suck at teh boning.

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  • stumble_t
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    Wat, U mean this is forever??? Noooooooooo!

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  • e30trooper
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    This thread hurts haha

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  • Will_318i
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    LOL @ this thread... made my morning...

    I respect the whole virgin thing, but waiting to have sex till your married because you don't want to end up like your parents doesn't always happen bro. You may be fine for the first few years, then BAM! divorce... but anywho... can't wait for the first hangover post...

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  • Stephen
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    Bump. How's the headache?

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  • ///e30freak
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    In B4 sobriety.
    There are plenty of normal attractive virgins.
    I don't know if OP said she had to be a virgin anyway.

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  • GOOBER
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    yeah dude. I don't know what you're waiting for. Practice makes perfect...that said I knew a guy who was waiting until he got married and was pretty serious with this girl. They ended up fucking and when the relationship ended he said and I quote "Damn dude I don't know what the fuck I was waiting for. I used to have respect for people who waited until marriage but now, that shit is retarded, sex is amazing."

    So in that spirit, wrap your dick and get in the game. You're only in college once, never again will you have the opportunity to have so much random sex again with virtually no work involved. Do it.

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  • StereoInstaller1
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    Originally posted by 87e30
    I'm making a new thread. I don't know what you guys think about me, but I don't give a shit. (Yes, I'm drunk right now) First of all, I love up, up and away by kid cudi. Yeah, kid cudi sucks but at hte same time I can't stop listening to him. Second, I'm making a fucking thread because I want to. This is r3v and people like stupid off topic threads. And I'm stupid, and I'm an off topic thread so you should fucking love me.

    Okay, here is the "sitch." I'm drunk, it's my last day of finals so I thought I'd celebrate. I haven't had anything to drink for a while but decided to kick it tonight. And there are no bitches becuase it's finals week. I wnat some bitches. I lik ebitches. But I don't like to fuck bitches. Fucking bitches is dumb, I know most guys like ot have shit tons of sex, but that's not me. I just want to dance with some beezies or something, but shit's not happening.

    Okay, this thread SUCKS a lot. I'm fully aware of this, I'm drnk and typing as fast as I can with out making too many mistakes, hopefully I'll get some cool responses becasue this is r3v and I fucking e-heart every fucking persion here (except for the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless like the guy who has a green blob in his avatar and he's a fucking idiot)

    To save the thread:



    I know I said I don't fuk, but I'd rail the shit out of that. ^^^^
    because no one quoted this yet

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  • imdashiz
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    who has a green blob as an avatar?

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  • b*saint
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    Originally posted by e30trooper
    WOW just wow. Dude your atleast 20 and havant pounded some putang ? WTF is wrong here. I understand theres sluty bitchs out ther but still you need to learn not to give a fuck. When I want it my girl gives it and im happy ( asian girl) :D . But still man no need to waqck it to ^^^ shes not all that. I would take more but the GF now is asking to goto bed with me ;) and we all know what that means ( flap flap LOL ) I am Quoting you BTW! And im drunkish too .
    I guess her being asian is a big deal to you cuz you have to mention it.

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  • TwoJ's
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  • TwoJ's
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    Wat?

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  • Erik
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    Originally posted by TwoJ's
    It is hilarious that you think it will be better for your marriage if you only have sex with one woman. If you limit your potential wife pool to broads that say they are virgins, you'll be left with whales and fucking psycho super conservative waffleswaffleswaffleswaffless.
    ^ His ultimate turn on. Takes one to love one! Isn't that right Clay? ;) Haha

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