Because i f***ing want to

[87e30]

I can't wait until the OP reads this thread after sobering up.

And don't PM me later asking me to delete it. 'Cause I AIN'T GONNA.

:up:

I wouldn't PM you asking you to do that. I like to entertain r3v. Hopefully. I'm not a little bitch like pbr or whatever that green blob is, I don't give a fuck what you guys read.

lies...

Greg. Yeah, I have, she was kinda cute but just a whore. And some asian chick that I thought was cute. but it's SO funny to have girls ask for it and jus ttell them no, they really don't know how to react.

[gregslow318i]

Dude, I've had girls beg for it but fuck that, they are whores. Whores = fail.

lies...

[Jand3rson]

I can't wait until the OP reads this thread after sobering up.

And don't PM me later asking me to delete it. 'Cause I AIN'T GONNA.

:up:

[87e30]

:( +

= :D

Dude, I've had girls beg for it but fuck that, they are whores. Whores = fail.

[gregslow318i]

I just want to dance with beezees

[Be30mer]

Well I don' tknow, because I've never had it. Yeah, fuck it dudes, I'm a virgin. Fuck me, right? Actually, fuck you!

:( +

= :D
EDIT: Does rape count as losing virginity?

[87e30]

Wow, I actually understood more of that post than most of what I read on R3V.

Yes, I'm drunk; but, I'm also intelligent. (Or so I like to think)

[e34john]

Wow, I actually understood more of that post than most of what I read on R3V.

[87e30]

I'm gonna do J alba a favor and bump this thread... And hold on- You dont like having sex??? you must be doing something (or someone) terribly wrong.

Well I don' tknow, because I've never had it. Yeah, fuck it dudes, I'm a virgin. Fuck me, right? Actually, fuck you!

[87e30]

i think its cute that you want to wait until marriage. i respect that.

good luck finding a girl who feels the same way, though, that is actually compatible with you.

Yeah, I know. Not happening. Which sucks. But I just don't see the point fucking up the rest of my life for my early 20s. But I mean, maybe that's what's its all about and I'm just out of the loop.

By the way, take your condescending asshole face tone to the shiiter, waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

[Be30mer]

I'm gonna do J alba a favor and bump this thread... And hold on- You dont like having sex??? you must be doing something (or someone) terribly wrong.

[87e30]

Nothing can save this thread....

Dude. Me doing something righ tnow could save it. Or me being less retarded.

Or some jessica alba!

[daniel]

i think its cute that you want to wait until marriage. i respect that.

good luck finding a girl who feels the same way, though, that is actually compatible with you.

[Raxe]

Hahaha this thread is sweet.

[Jean]

I'm making a new thread. I don't know what you guys think about me, but I don't give a shit. (Yes, I'm drunk right now) First of all, I love up, up and away by kid cudi. Yeah, kid cudi sucks but at hte same time I can't stop listening to him. Second, I'm making a fucking thread because I want to. This is r3v and people like stupid off topic threads. And I'm stupid, and I'm an off topic thread so you should fucking love me.

Okay, here is the "sitch." I'm drunk, it's my last day of finals so I thought I'd celebrate. I haven't had anything to drink for a while but decided to kick it tonight. And there are no bitches becuase it's finals week. I wnat some bitches. I lik ebitches. But I don't like to fuck bitches. Fucking bitches is dumb, I know most guys like ot have shit tons of sex, but that's not me. I just want to dance with some beezies or something, but shit's not happening.

Okay, this thread SUCKS a lot. I'm fully aware of this, I'm drnk and typing as fast as I can with out making too many mistakes, hopefully I'll get some cool responses becasue this is r3v and I fucking e-heart every fucking persion here (except for the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless like the guy who has a green blob in his avatar and he's a fucking idiot)

To save the thread:


I know I said I don't fuk, but I'd rail the shit out of that. ^^^^

Nothing can save this thread....