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    F**k the DMV.

    Eat my god damn fucking ass you piss-poor excuse for a organization.

    You don't do a god damn thing for public safety - you sure as shit don't
    make sure that people are good drivers. I don't know why you exist.

    Every fucking time I have to deal with you it's a fucking nightmare.
    Never has anyone said "please" or "thank you" to me. Just once I'd like
    for someone to say "thanks" when I hand the lady behind the counter
    a pile of my hard earned cash - THAT I WORKED FOR. Fucking right
    you should say 'thank you' - that cash represents real work. Not
    that you would fucking know anything about that.

    Lets just call a spade a spade - you're simply here to inconvenience
    people. You take people's money and you hand then a god damn sticker.

    Why? Why do we all go along with this shit - I'll fucking tell you why - so
    you won't get hassled more when a cop is behind you - that's it - that's all
    it is. That's all you fucking do. You know what it's called when you have
    to pay someone off to NOT hassle you? Fuck me - I forget what it's
    called, but it's extortion or some shit.

    FUCK YOU DMV - eat my lilly white fucking ass you retards. You hope you
    all die in a horrible fire. I hope your babies are retarded and are born with
    a cock on their forehead.

    Every single person that works at the DMV - you are part of the problem.
    When you get off work, and go home - don't for a second think "well done,
    I did a good days work" - no, you didn't. Go kill yourself.

    And don't give me that god damn look when I question something that I'm
    paying - I'm fucking paying for it, so you're god damn right you're going
    to take the time to explain what it is. And don't give me your "Don't take
    it out on me, I'm just doing my job Sir" attitude. Fuck you. All I did way
    frown at your stupid fee. Eat a dick. I'm not taking anything 'out on you'.
    Stop it with the wounded bird looks. I've done nothing wrong.

    Now, lets be clear, you work at the DMV, you choose to work there. At
    some point in your life, you walked into that office and asked for a job
    application - cause that's the kind of ass-hat you are. DMV working,
    mother fucking, cock sucking, bitch ass, hoe, that no one else would hire.

    /rant
    Originally posted by Matt-B
    hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

    #2
    Just wait for the Feds take over the HC system in a few years, you will love going to the DMV.

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      #3
      In on 1...

      George, you really fucking need to cut down on your fucking cussing...

      ...oh, and I completly agree

      1984 Hennarot 325e - 1990 Brillantrot M3 - 1938 Buick Special Business Coupe

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        #4
        so you're mad you overpaid for a sicker? was it at least shiny?
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        1987 - 325i Convertible Delphin Auto [SOLD], 325i Convertible Delphin Manual [SOLD]
        1989 - 325i Convertible Bronzit m30b35 swapped [SCRAPPED], 325i Sedan Alpine Auto[DD]
        1991 - 325i Coupe Laguna Manual [Project], 535i Sedan Alpine [SCRAPPED]

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          #5
          No, I have to wait 4 days to even get the sticker.

          Don't take me too seriously. But it did feel good to get that out of my system. Thanks.
          Originally posted by Matt-B
          hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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            #6
            Its not so much the expensive shiny sticker. Its the three hour wait to overpay for a shiny sticker.

            1984 Hennarot 325e - 1990 Brillantrot M3 - 1938 Buick Special Business Coupe

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              #7
              don't hold back man ....don't hold back !!!

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                #8
                ^but it builds the anticipation and suspense!
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                1987 - 325i Convertible Delphin Auto [SOLD], 325i Convertible Delphin Manual [SOLD]
                1989 - 325i Convertible Bronzit m30b35 swapped [SCRAPPED], 325i Sedan Alpine Auto[DD]
                1991 - 325i Coupe Laguna Manual [Project], 535i Sedan Alpine [SCRAPPED]

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                  #9
                  /me loves AAA dmv offices.
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                    #10
                    I kind of want to work at the DMV.
                    Originally posted by LJ851
                    I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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                      #11
                      Piss poor trolling attempt chad - back on topic .
                      Originally posted by Matt-B
                      hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                        #12
                        I like my DMV now. They hired some sexy ass chick to greet people as they walk in the door. She wears tight pants and low cut shirts. She's like their PR person. I'm just satisfied that they provided me something to stare at during the time I spend in that hell hole. It's the direct uncomfortable staring too - looking directly at her and not acting like i'm looking at something else. I figure I might as well get my monies worth out of her.
                        -tim
                        Originally posted by Jordan
                        I like the stance
                        -Coining hip terms since 10/9/03

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                          #13
                          Our republican governor (former business man) overhauled the BMV and it is efficient and you hardly have to even go in anymore because most of the stuff you'd want to do can be done online. Quick jobs can get in and out while long tedious ones wait. I think last time I went in it took 15 minutes tops.

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                            #14
                            They almost made our state pay $5 to go to the DMV. No lie.
                            Originally posted by cabriodster87
                            "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
                            Originally posted by Kershaw
                            i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by george graves View Post
                              Eat my god damn fucking ass you piss-poor excuse for a Government Agency.

                              Fixed!


                              Wait till everyone has to deal with Federal Health Care..... MMMMmmm!
                              Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs!

                              Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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