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  • HiTheNameIsBJ
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Jan 2009
    • 1116

    #1

    Human BBQ?

    Originally posted by http://www.peta.org/feat/newkirk/will.html
    DIRECTIONS FOR THE DISPOSITION OF THE REMAINS OF INGRID NEWKIRK


    As someone who has dedicated a part of my life to the alleviation of animal suffering in various parts of the world, it is my wish that upon my death, my body be used to further that same goal. It is with this purpose in mind that I make the following directions and designations relating to the disposition of my final remains. I make these directions and designations after thorough consideration and pursuant to my firm belief in the purposes for which they are made.
    1. Upon my death, it is my wish that my body be used in a manner that draws attention to needless animal suffering and exploitation. To accomplish this, I direct that my body be donated to People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), 501 Front Street, Norfolk, Virginia 23510, to be used in whatever manner it chooses in order to accomplish the specified purpose, with the hope that most of my body will be put to use in the United States, with parts also dispatched to awaken the public consciousness of governments and citizens in the United Kingdom, where I was born, in India, my beloved childhood home, and in Canada, Germany, and France.

    2. While the final decision as to the use of my body remains with PETA, I make the following suggested directions:

    a. That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue, to remind the world that the meat of a corpse is all flesh, regardless of whether it comes from a human being or another animal, and that flesh foods are not needed;

    b. That my skin, or a portion thereof, be removed and made into leather products, such as purses, to remind the world that human skin and the skin of other animals is the same and that neither is “fabric” nor needed, and that some skin be tacked up outside the Indian Leather Fair each year to serve as a reminder of the government’s need to abate the suffering of Indian bullocks who, after a life of extreme and involuntary servitude, as I have seen firsthand, are exported all over the world in this form;

    c. That in remembrance of the elephant-foot umbrella stands and tiger rugs I saw, as a child, offered for sale by merchants at Connaught Place in Delhi, my feet be removed and umbrella stands or other ornamentation be made from them, as a reminder of the depravity of killing innocent animals, such as elephants, in order that we might use their body parts for household items and decorations;

    d. That one of my eyes be removed, mounted, and delivered to the administrator of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency as a reminder that PETA will continue to be watching the agency until it stops poisoning and torturing animals in useless and cruel experiments; that the other is to be used as PETA sees fit;

    e. That my pointing finger be delivered to Kenneth Feld, owner of Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus, or to a circus museum to stand as the “Greatest Accusation on Earth” on behalf of the countless elephants, lions, tigers, bears, and other animals who have been kidnapped from their families and removed from their homelands in India, Thailand, Africa, and South America and deprived of all that is natural and pleasant to them, abused, and forced into involuntary servitude for the sake of cheap entertainment;

    f. That my liver be vacuum-packed and shipped, in whole or in part, to France, to there be used in a public appeal to persuade shoppers not to support the vile practice of force-feeding geese and ducks for foie gras;

    g. That one of my ears be removed, mounted, and sent to the Canadian Parliament to assist them in hearing, for the first time perhaps, the screams of the seals, bears, raccoons, foxes, and minks bludgeoned, trapped, and sometimes skinned alive for their pelts; that the other ear be removed, preserved, and displayed outside the Deonar abattoir in Mumbai to remind all who do business there that the screams of the cattle who are slaughtered within its walls are heard around the world;

    h. That one of my thumbs be removed, mounted upwards on a plaque, and sent to the person or institution that, in the year of my death or thereabouts, PETA decides has done the most to promote alternatives to the use and abuse of animals in any area of their exploitation;

    i. That one of my thumbs be mounted in a downward position and sent to the person or institution that, in the year of my death or thereabouts, has gone against the changing tide of societal opinion and frightened and hurt animals in some egregious manner;

    j. That a little part of my heart be buried near the racetrack at Hockenheim, preferably near the Ferrari pits, where Michael Shumacher raced in and won the German Grand Prix;

    k. That anything else be done with my body that PETA believes will serve to draw attention to and so abate the plight of exploited animals.

    3. As a resident of Virginia, and pursuant to Virginia law, including
    § 54.1-2825 of the Virginia Code, I designate PETA as the “person” who shall make arrangements for carrying out the directions contained in this document for the disposition of my remains upon my death. If, at any time, PETA is unable or unwilling to carry out these directions, I designate, in the alternative, Daniel Mathews as the individual who shall make arrangements for carrying out the directions contained in this document for the disposition of my remains upon my death. If Daniel Mathews is unable or unwilling to carry out these directions as required, I authorize either of the two listed “persons” in this paragraph to designate a third party to make arrangements for carrying out the directions contained in this document for the disposition of my remains upon my death.

    4. While I prefer that my directions be first executed in the United States, I also direct that parts of my body be transported to the United Kingdom, of which I also am a citizen, and to India, my beloved spiritual home, to be executed there. If my directions cannot be executed in any of these countries, I authorize the transport of my remains to any location where my disposition directions, in whole or in part, may be lawfully executed.

    5. I authorize the person carrying out these directions to deviate from them in any manner he or she deems appropriate to further the purpose expressed herein. If any provision or provisions of this document shall be held to be invalid, illegal, unenforceable, or in conflict with the law of any jurisdiction, the validity, legality, and enforceability of the remaining provisions shall not in any way be affected or impaired thereby.
    ______________________ _______________
    INGRID NEWKIRK DATE
    Ummm wtf?


  • E30Idea
    R3VLimited
    • Mar 2007
    • 2196

    #2
    Where do you find this type of thing........
    ** Lot's of M20 turbo parts for sale.**



    Turn key track car.

    http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=222066

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    • Kershaw
      R3V OG
      • Feb 2010
      • 11822

      #3
      hahahahaha!!

      people can be so crazy!
      AWD > RWD

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      • HarryPotter
        No R3VLimiter
        • Jan 2010
        • 3642

        #4
        shits magical.


        "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

        John F. Kennedy

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        • CreamE30
          E30 Enthusiast
          • Mar 2008
          • 1177

          #5
          Honestly I couldn't give two shits about PETA or what they think is right or wrong, but those are some pretty damn good ideas.
          <---Goodnight, sweet prince

          Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



          Originally posted by Brandon12V
          unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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          • dnova89
            E30 Modder
            • Aug 2009
            • 851

            #6
            I started feeling sick in the stomache and couldn't even get past #2. Fuck. Oh well, I still love my sweet baby ray's!! hah

            Edit: Nvm, I kept going, and I fucking laughed my ASS off at part d LOL
            -Darius (aka DiscoDoughnuts on other forums)

            dude man bro...

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            • Danny
              Moderator
              • Feb 2008
              • 14217

              #7
              WTf?

              Then she adds she wants her heart at Hockenheim?

              Weird.

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              • Restoman
                E30 Fanatic
                • Jun 2006
                • 1311

                #8
                What flavor are we talking about here. How old is this dude anyway's I like my human broil to be at least 18 or younger preferably a non smoker fairly athletic.
                i'lldoitforacaravan

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                • e30e
                  R3VLimited
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 2176

                  #9
                  This person: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingrid_Newkirk put this person: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Mathews in charge of carrying out the wishes of the will, WOW just fucking weird.....I thought it was a fake until wiki said its true, I could go to the PETA site to verify but I love the way animals taste.
                  1985 BMW 325e
                  1997 BMW M3/4/5
                  2007 Chevy Silverado Crew Cab 5.3 v8

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                  • xLibelle
                    R3VLimited
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 2673

                    #10
                    i would eat this person but i see no relation or representation of humanitarian rights.

                    On recent news, I'm toasting to McDonalds because of their denial to comply with HSUS request of going 5% free-range.

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                    • pureaudio
                      E30 Enthusiast
                      • May 2009
                      • 1123

                      #11
                      Why do they want their heart buried next to the Ferrari pits?
                      sigpic

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                      • Beastolizer
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 1517

                        #12
                        Shits fucking weird, but I actually think it's pretty cool what she is trying to do!
                        '91 Brilliantrot 318iS - Sold
                        '95 e34 s50 Touring - P/O
                        '87 Alpine White 325iS - Current

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                        • e30trooper
                          R3V OG
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 11576

                          #13


                          fucked up but its life right?

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                          • HiTheNameIsBJ
                            E30 Enthusiast
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 1116

                            #14
                            Originally posted by E30Idea
                            Where do you find this type of thing........
                            bfcot first, but its also on peta's site


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                            • george graves
                              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 19986

                              #15
                              Fucking rainbows? What about them?
                              Originally posted by Matt-B
                              hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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