Who is a better superhero: Superman or Batman

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  • FredK
    R3V OG
    • Oct 2003
    • 14739

    #1

    Who is a better superhero: Superman or Batman

    Out of the blue, MikeK asked me, who my favorite superhero was. Me, I like Batman. He's sort of a thinking man, IMO. There are heroes and villains, but there's also a gray area in Batman's universe. Like Two-Face. Yes, Two-Face's homicidal half is just a lunatic. But there exists maybe a commentary on the duality of man in his lunacy.

    MikeK's favorite superhero was Superman. A strong alien from Krypton. Just like MikeK is a strong alien from the Korea? I dunno. It's only because of the yellow sun that Superman is mad strong on Earth. Back on his former planet, he was just another dude.
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    Batman
    40.48%
    34
    Superman
    33.33%
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    z31maniac in a wetsuit
    17.86%
    15
    Rob
    8.33%
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  • MikeK
    R3VLimited
    • Jan 2005
    • 2771

    #2
    bruce lee can take them both. no probs.
    Toyota Pickup

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    • Farbin Kaiber
      Lil' Puppet
      • Jul 2007
      • 29502

      #3
      Farbin with a cowprod, much better than Buddy in a Liquidfit super-stretch.

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      • scabzzzz
        Estado de mierda de encargo
        • Jul 2007
        • 6870

        #4
        My vote is for Batman. Hes got mad cash.... dudes with mad cash can do anything.

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        • Jand3rson
          Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 37587

          #5
          Batman isn't technically a super-hero. He has no super-powers.

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          • FredK
            R3V OG
            • Oct 2003
            • 14739

            #6
            Originally posted by Janderson
            Batman isn't technically a super-hero. He has no super-powers.
            la la la I'm not listening la la la

            Maybe this needs to be retitled: Who is a better comic book character, Superman or Batman. That way we can avoid piquing the Comic Book Store Guy in all of us. Or just some of us.

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            • FredK
              R3V OG
              • Oct 2003
              • 14739

              #7
              Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
              Farbin with a cowprod, much better than Buddy in a Liquidfit super-stretch.
              Nah. Farbin jonesin' HARD for a Crave Case, and finding White Castle closed.

              I think their glass vestibule would probably find itself victim to Farbin Kaiber Berserker RAGE.

              Can I get this added to the poll as option #5? Thanks.

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              • BigTe30
                Wrencher
                • Feb 2010
                • 207

                #8
                Originally posted by Janderson
                Batman isn't technically a super-hero. He has no super-powers.
                BOOM, precisely.

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                • NC325iC
                  R3V OG
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 6565

                  #9
                  batman has no super powers and thus is not a superhero, just a badass rich dude so i voted superman based on semantics.
                  Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                  Originally posted by TimKninja
                  Im more afraid of this thread turning into one of those classic R3v moments, where Pizza gets delivered.

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                  • kronus
                    R3V OG
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 13000

                    #10
                    out of batman and superman, deadpool is the better comic book character
                    cars beep boop

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                    • Jand3rson
                      Banned
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 37587

                      #11
                      Originally posted by FredK
                      That way we can avoid piquing the Comic Book Store Guy in all of us. Or just some of us.
                      Too late, fucker. You've awoken the beast.

                      Batman is a complete and utter farce. Would he be as eager and willing to fight injustice if he didn't have more money than god? He wouldn't be able to do anything that he does if it weren't for the unlimited resources and technology he has access to. He's said on more than one occasion that the reason he is Batman is because "no one else can". Sure they could, as long as they had the money that he does, to able to have whatever he needs made and available at any time.

                      Take the scene at the beginning of Dark Knight, when the copycat guy yells "What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me", and Batman replies "I'm not wearing hockey pads". So, if the guy was as loaded as Bruce Wayne, and had the same outfit and gadgets that he has, would he let him help?

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                      • Alkasquawlik
                        R3V Elite
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 4557

                        #12
                        Archie and Jughead

                        SC*AR

                        Originally posted by JamesE30
                        And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                        • FredK
                          R3V OG
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 14739

                          #13
                          My bad. I should improve the quality of my posts such that they have no logical faults.

                          You know, like 99% of the other threads on r3vlimited.

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                          • RCWells
                            Moderator
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 3589

                            #14
                            Sooo, where is Spiderman? I like Spiderman better than Superman even. Just sayin'.


                            [THE 501 club - Founding Member]

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                            • FredK
                              R3V OG
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 14739

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Janderson
                              Batman is a complete and utter farce. Would he be as eager and willing to fight injustice if he didn't have more money than god?
                              No, that drive was instilled in him when his parents were taken from him at a young age.

                              Originally posted by Janderson
                              He wouldn't be able to do anything that he does if it weren't for the unlimited resources and technology he has access to. He's said on more than one occasion that the reason he is Batman is because "no one else can".
                              This is true. It is only because of the money he has that he is able to do what he does. But why is he out there fighting crime, when he could just be doing two chicks at once?

                              Originally posted by Janderson
                              Take the scene at the beginning of Dark Knight, when the copycat guy yells "What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me", and Batman replies "I'm not wearing hockey pads". So, if the guy was as loaded as Bruce Wayne, and had the same outfit and gadgets that he has, would he let him help?
                              Maybe. But he'd have to have different threads. Like Robin.

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