$300 Unique share for an adventurous woman (East Village)

[ACMF74]

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/roo/1726005915.html

[xphiledan]

Let me start off by saying that I know many of you are going to find this ad to be offensive. Yes, for some people this will be the most ridiculous type of share arrangement possible, but to others who have a different outlook on life, this might be a potentially great thing for them.
A few years ago I read an article in a magazine about a roomate situation that inspired me. I wasn't able to do it at the time because I didn't have the means, but now I do. I live in a 2 bedroom apartment that was purchased for me (parents saw it as a good investment opportunity). It is in the heart of the East Village and I live alone.
The apartment is almost 2,000 square feet, two large bedrooms, 2 full bathrooms, kitchen that you can cook big meals in, and a spacious living area.
I am offering my second bedroom for only $300 a month to an attractive, slim, and easy going woman between the ages of 18-27. Ok here is the catch: I would like you to walk around in your underwear. Not all the time, and never at my command. It would be as if you lived alone and walked around in your underwear to run to the kitchen, bathroom, watch TV....etc.
I am 27, work in finance, and am at the tough part of my career where I have to work 65 hour weeks to "pay my dues". This has made my social life non-existent. I have friends, but I just am too tired to ever see them. I guess I am trying to add some excitement to my life.
The apartment is right off Second Ave near St Mark's street.
This will be a 100% confidential arrangement. I know that it makes no sense to put my pic on here if I want it to be confidential, but I figured it was a necessary risk to take if I wanted solid responses. If you are interested please send me your pic. It does not have to be a provocative pic. But a body pic would help.
Please do not judge me....we all have our reasons.....Thanks

that's f-ed up...

[IRON-E]

Hey at least he's honest and upfront, not a rapist or a stalker.

[ZM Blue Devil]

they will be married in 6 months.

[FredK]

I bet you it'll work. 2000 sqft is ridiculous.

[pureaudio]

This WILL get him laid.

[dinanm3atl]

300 bucks seems like cheap rent... someone will jump on it. I think basically it is a subtle ask to get cheap rent and put out... disguised as 'walk around in a bra and panties'.

[Atreus]

he's so getting laid from this. and his parents bought him this fucking place.


props. lol.

[ACMF74]

300 bucks seems like cheap rent... someone will jump on it. I think basically it is a subtle ask to get cheap rent and put out... disguised as 'walk around in a bra and panties'.

Ding!

[Kershaw]

balleur stätus

[joshuaaa]

this can only end in a murder investigation.

[ieatpeople]

this can only end in a murder investigation.

lol.


i wondered how long it would take you guys to find my ad.....

[dude8383]

this can only end in a murder investigation.

and we're all suspects ;)

[Wh33lhop]

I wish there were a way to get shemales to respond to this, imagine this guy seeing "her" walking around in her underwear for the first time.

[shiftbmw]

I wish there were a way to get shemales to respond to this, imagine this guy seeing "her" walking around in her underwear for the first time.

So it was your ad then.