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  • machined
    E30 Modder
    • May 2004
    • 901

    #31
    I don't even understand how it's a question. Dogs always.
    - skipping the E36 generation completely -

    Originally posted by Stephen
    Alot of newer cars do nothing for me

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    • ButtJuice
      R3VLimited
      • Dec 2009
      • 2609

      #32
      Originally posted by BlueBMW
      And here I clicked on this post hoping to get a free catalytic converter.... whoops!
      Hahah. I know I was disappointed too!

      none the less this is an awesome thread
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      • kylekrueger
        Wrencher
        • Oct 2009
        • 250

        #33
        this really brightened my day up

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        • Ray Smoodiver
          Moderator
          • Jun 2004
          • 8809

          #34

          SILBER COMBAT UNIT DELTA (M-Technic Marshal)
          RTFM:http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=56950

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          • DTM190
            E30 Enthusiast
            • Nov 2008
            • 1107

            #35


            All cats are good for :)
            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


            Originally posted by der affe
            first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

            if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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            • Kershaw
              R3V OG
              • Feb 2010
              • 11822

              #36
              floating cat what?

              wtf?
              AWD > RWD

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              • E30SPDFRK
                Moderator
                • Jul 2007
                • 5687

                #37
                Originally posted by Anthrax
                I lol'd for a good 5 minutes straight


                Dogs are just too energetic for my tastes. When I come home tired from work and school, I don't want to be greeted by a slobbering jumping thing with a whip tail at perfect nut height. My cat barely looking up from my couch is the perfect greeting.


                If that CL cat was closer he'd be mine
                Byron
                Leichtbau

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                • bryant.cw
                  Wrencher
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 209

                  #38
                  I'm all for home defense, but why do you keep the weapon charged? I mean, I just leave a magazine in, but I'd still have to charge it in order to fire.

                  Jeez.

                  Also, I lol'd for a minute straight

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                  • mrsleeve
                    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 16385

                    #39
                    Originally posted by bryant.cw
                    I'm all for home defense, but why do you keep the weapon charged? I mean, I just leave a magazine in, but I'd still have to charge it in order to fire.

                    Jeez.

                    Also, I lol'd for a minute straight
                    lots of reasons please see the "gun thread" for more answers but these is the biggies and pertain to home defense.

                    1) Time, when the chips are down you may not have the time to rack that action 1st

                    2) Awoke from a dead sleep and thrown into a high stress situation, its something to easily forget, fumble with and eat up time that you may or may not have

                    3) Advantage, you know your home better than an intruder. You know where to hide and how to move about it in the dark. That noise dose 2 things for the intruder. 1st it lets them know you are up and armed, then they will use force 1st if there is more than one or if they see you 1st. 2ed and the most important is that noise says to the intruder HEY I AM OVER HERE COME KILL ME PLEASE. It gives away your position.

                    Now there is the argument the intruder will run away when he hears the action slam closed or rack of to 12 ga. I dont think I will give up my only advantage in defending my home an family on the chance that they will run away. You never know how many there are, and chances are they know there is only 1 of you. That coupled with the fact that they have already committed a Felony B&E whats a few more felonies or maybe they are there with the specific intent to harm you. Moral of the story, NEVER EVER give up any advantage when your life is on the line,
                    Last edited by mrsleeve; 05-14-2010, 11:01 PM.
                    Originally posted by Fusion
                    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                    The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                    William Pitt-

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                    • straight6pwr
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 3450

                      #40
                      Originally posted by mrsleeve
                      l
                      3) Advantage, you know your home better than an intruder. You know where to hide and how to move about it in the dark. That noise dose 2 things for the intruder. 1st it lets them know you are up and armed, then they will use force 1st if there is more than one or if they see you 1st. 2ed and the most important is that noise says to the intruder HEY I AM OVER HERE COME KILL ME PLEASE. It gives away your position.

                      Now there is the argument the intruder will run away when he hears the action slam closed or rack of to 12 ga. I dont think I will give up my only advantage in defending my home an family on the chance that they will run away. You never know how many there are, and chances are they know there is only 1 of you. That coupled with the fact that they have already committed a Felony B&E whats a few more felonies or maybe they are there with the specific intent to harm you. Moral of the story, NEVER EVER give up any advantage when your life is on the line,
                      I'm not sure why you are debating all these things, just shoot the asshole already. That's why you have a loaded gun, right?

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                      • mrsleeve
                        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 16385

                        #41
                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

                        There is no debate there, the guy asked, why keep one in the hole???? I gave him several reasons why, and debunked the normal rebuttal all in one post.

                        And yes where I live thats just what you do. Where you live thats not a good plan you will be going to jail and prolly prison. and there are many specifics you may have to meet and adhere too before you can defend your self even in your home depending on what state you live in.
                        Originally posted by Fusion
                        If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                        The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                        The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                        Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                        William Pitt-

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                        • accident
                          R3V OG
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 7303

                          #42
                          that cat ftw.

                          our home defense laws ftl. :(

                          Originally posted by ROLLingKING
                          i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
                          Originally posted by slammin.e28
                          Moral of this story?

                          If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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                          • straight6pwr
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 3450

                            #43
                            fuck that. if i'm in my home (my last place of retreat) and someone has broken into it, and i have the ability to stop them, i'm not giving them the chance to get anywhere near my friends/family/self.

                            Originally posted by mrsleeve
                            Where you live thats not a good plan you will be going to jail and prolly prison. and there are many specifics you may have to meet and adhere too before you can defend your self even in your home depending on what state you live in.

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                            • DTM190
                              E30 Enthusiast
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 1107

                              #44
                              Originally posted by straight6pwr
                              fuck that. if i'm in my home (my last place of retreat) and someone has broken into it, and i have the ability to stop them, i'm not giving them the chance to get anywhere near my friends/family/self.
                              Especially if its Mr Moustache!!!
                              Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


                              Originally posted by der affe
                              first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                              if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                              • xwill112x
                                Θέλησα έναν τίτλο συνήθειας, απορροφώ για να είμ&#
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 4237

                                #45
                                i like how free cat thread turned into what youd do if someone broke in. lol


                                if someone broke in my house, and had a gun or any other kind of weapon, they better use it, or id make them eat that shit. not to mention i have plenty of guns myself all loaded in my room.

                                either way, if someone breaks in, they've signed their death certificate, or mine.
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