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  • sector6
    E30 Modder
    • May 2009
    • 909

    #1

    That bitch better be in the kitchen!!!

    yikes!!! :)
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  • mrsleeve
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Mar 2005
    • 16385

    #2


    its in WV what do you expect. Why is he in jail for burring down his own house. Its his, why not, he should still have to pay for it and not get any Insc money for it but he has the right to burn it down if he likes. If hes in jail for Domestic violence then I can see it, but he did give her a warning
    Originally posted by Fusion
    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


    The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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    • Kershaw
      R3V OG
      • Feb 2010
      • 11822

      #3
      i went through their "masterminds need not apply" thing.

      that was hilarious.

      i do agree with mrsleeve (a first) though. it shouldnt be arson if its your own house. you should be able to burn your own house down if you want to. especially in wv. in a crowded area where other houses are likely to catch fire, maybe not.

      but fuck. its his own house.
      AWD > RWD

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      • decay
        R3V Elite
        • Oct 2003
        • 5637

        #4
        i don't smoke teh reefer, and do drink, but this is a great argument for the legalization of marijuana if i've ever seen one.

        i don't think anyone ever went into a blind rage and burned their own house down while they were stoned.
        past:
        1989 325is (learner shitbox)
        1986 325e (turbo dorito)
        1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
        1985 323i baur
        current:
        1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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        • pureaudio
          E30 Enthusiast
          • May 2009
          • 1123

          #5
          She'll stay with him.
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          • JasonC
            Site Manager
            • Aug 2006
            • 14451

            #6
            I'm just sticking my head in here for the WV jokes.


            If he lived in Huntington,WV he could do this, "It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps."

            Plus some state laws:

            Roadkill may be taken home for supper.

            A person may be placed in jail for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challege.

            It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.



            Although Pennsylvania laws are not any better lol

            1992 BMW 325iC
            1978 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
            1965 Chevrolet Corvair Monza 140hp

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            • thebornotaku
              Member
              • May 2010
              • 70

              #7
              What kind of country are we living in where a man can't burn his house down?
              -Mike

              1985 Volvo 245DL "The Battlewagon"

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              • mrsleeve
                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                • Mar 2005
                • 16385

                #8
                Originally posted by JasonC



                Although Pennsylvania laws are not any better lol
                I know I was going to say, a long time guest of your state there is not much diff.


                Love you too kershaw ;)
                Originally posted by Fusion
                If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                William Pitt-

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                • sector6
                  E30 Modder
                  • May 2009
                  • 909

                  #9
                  No dinner, No house!!

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                  • dlmpsy
                    Advanced Member
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 189

                    #10
                    In a small town nearby there was/is a law against walking a lion in public. Probably a good law, but it makes you wonder who actually did this and why a lion was in the middle of nowhere. As far as road kill goes, the reason for that law is because of all the deer hit by cars. A lot of people eat deer, and before the law you had to call the gamewarden, wait three or four hours for him/her to show-up, then get the thumps up. It was the environmentally friendly solution to the problem.

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