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  • jasonsnoddy
    E30 Mastermind
    • Feb 2010
    • 1900
    #1

    F*@# i hate spiders

    so i was just out seafoamin my car. after it sat a bit i was out revving it, and then i see this huge fucker right by my hand, by the fuse box. i swear he was like 4 inches in diameter. black with some markings, scared the shit out of me. i know its no tarantula, but here in the PNW ive never seen a spider so big. fuck fuck fuck. im still jumpy.


    Originally posted by stewie30luvr
    ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
    Originally posted by JakeP
    with a coathanger
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    • mrsleeve
      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
      • Mar 2005
      • 16385
      #2
      wolf spider enjoy they bite


      may I suggest you kill it with FIRE
      Originally posted by Fusion
      If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
      The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


      The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

      Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
      William Pitt-

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        • jasonsnoddy
          E30 Mastermind
          • Feb 2010
          • 1900
          #3
          Originally posted by mrsleeve
          wolf spider enjoy they bite


          may I suggest you kill it with FIRE

          are you fucking serious

          fuck i dont even know where it is now. somewhere in my fucking engine bay. IM GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


          Originally posted by stewie30luvr
          ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
          Originally posted by JakeP
          with a coathanger

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            • 5Toes
              Banned
              • May 2010
              • 9836
              #4
              Haha Im sure he will fidn those exhaust manifolds and be SCOLDED. I am so glad we dont have any disgusting insects out here.

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                • mrsleeve
                  I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 16385
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Fusion
                  If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                  The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                  The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                  Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                  William Pitt-

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                    • jasonsnoddy
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 1900
                      #6
                      Originally posted by 5Toes
                      Haha Im sure he will fidn those exhaust manifolds and be SCOLDED. I am so glad we dont have any disgusting insects out here.


                      .......because poulsbo is so far away from brem?


                      Originally posted by stewie30luvr
                      ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
                      Originally posted by JakeP
                      with a coathanger

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                        • caliGreen
                          Advanced Member
                          • May 2010
                          • 195
                          #7
                          wow, really no joke ; while i was reading this i looked at the table that my monitor is on and ther was a white spider

                          really aint that some sh**
                          scared the crap out of me

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                            • 5Toes
                              Banned
                              • May 2010
                              • 9836
                              #8
                              Originally posted by jasonsnoddy
                              .......because poulsbo is so far away from brem?
                              Nah I meant in this general PNW

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                                • jasonsnoddy
                                  E30 Mastermind
                                  • Feb 2010
                                  • 1900
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by 5Toes
                                  Nah I meant in this general PNW

                                  well i definitely define this spider as a disgusting insect.


                                  Originally posted by stewie30luvr
                                  ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
                                  Originally posted by JakeP
                                  with a coathanger

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                                    • 5Toes
                                      Banned
                                      • May 2010
                                      • 9836
                                      #10
                                      Well I meant more like cockroaches, ants, and that like.

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                                        • ak-
                                          R3V OG
                                          • May 2009
                                          • 12422
                                          #11
                                          lol.

                                          Just two days ago when changing my buddies oil, we used his ramps to get the front of the car in the air. Turns out that under the ramps was a battalion of spiders with eggs and shit. And these fucks were big, like asses as big as marbles big. Made you cringe just looking at em. We dealt with them with the blow torch. They crackle like rice krispies cereal.

                                          1991 325iS turbo

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                                            • 5Toes
                                              Banned
                                              • May 2010
                                              • 9836
                                              #12
                                              Hahaha. Oh and AK- Im packing your spoiler up in about 30 minutes.

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                                                • jasonsnoddy
                                                  E30 Mastermind
                                                  • Feb 2010
                                                  • 1900
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by 5Toes
                                                  Well I meant more like cockroaches, ants, and that like.

                                                  BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ANTS IN WASHINGTON. oh.


                                                  Originally posted by stewie30luvr
                                                  ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
                                                  Originally posted by JakeP
                                                  with a coathanger

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                                                    • fryerfighter94
                                                      Mod Crazy
                                                      • Jan 2010
                                                      • 794
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by teamdynasty43
                                                      Aye listen here ph fucking dick cheese mother fucker ...go back to touching your self or your fucking boyfriend because you're just some dumb mother fucker that has no fucking life than other to ridicule others because you have no fuckin life and low self esteem so you try to make your self feel better so you act all big!!!! Sooooo get the fuck out of here and shut your stupid little Whore mouth the fuck up and just leave!

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                                                        • ak-
                                                          R3V OG
                                                          • May 2009
                                                          • 12422
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by 5Toes
                                                          Hahaha. Oh and AK- Im packing your spoiler up in about 30 minutes.
                                                          Haha, sorry I couldn't make the cut.
                                                          Was that last offer you posted taken?

                                                          1991 325iS turbo

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