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  • shiftbmw
    R3VLimited
    • Oct 2005
    • 2012

    #1

    In Brazil

    I am currently sitting in the Sao Paulo Airport drinking unlimited free wine and beer. 4 hours until my flight, a little bored, a little tipsy, and admiring some fine Brazilian tail. For some reason, I felt like this required a rev post.

    That is all.
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  • downernsp
    E30 Mastermind
    • Mar 2008
    • 1932

    #2
    Jerk! pics please.. well BEER is always good. Good luck with flight..
    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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    • Farbin Kaiber
      Lil' Puppet
      • Jul 2007
      • 29502

      #3
      Just make sure they are women you are looking at.

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      • E30Nova
        E30 Mastermind
        • May 2009
        • 1546

        #4
        Pretty sure a thread like this requires pics.

        Fail.

        Matt
        Matt

        Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
        I pack my CD player with asbestos. Those mother fuckers pay dearly for stealing my shit.
        Originally posted by kronus
        try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"
        Originally posted by chadthestampede
        This is like a reverse build thread; it starts out nice and gets shitty.

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        • shiftbmw
          R3VLimited
          • Oct 2005
          • 2012

          #5
          Originally posted by E30Nova
          Pretty sure a thread like this requires pics.

          Fail.

          Matt

          I don't have an operational camera unfortunately...baggage already checked. It's a damn shame. I do recommend googling "brazilian women" though.

          Far fewer instances of fat chicks down here...in fact over 3 days I don't recall seeing more than maybe 2 obese people. They also like the tight pants and heels.


          On an unrelated note, I saw a shitton of renaults, and a bunch of BMW 128i hatches while I was down here.
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          • ogchristopher
            Member
            • May 2010
            • 54

            #6
            pics :)

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            • Sailor37
              E30 Modder
              • Mar 2010
              • 985

              #7
              Originally posted by shiftbmw
              I don't have an operational camera unfortunately...
              Phone Fail

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              • ogchristopher
                Member
                • May 2010
                • 54

                #8
                Haha

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                • be34st
                  E30 Fanatic
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 1277

                  #9
                  free beer? fine womenz?
                  WIN!

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                  • shiftbmw
                    R3VLimited
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 2012

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Sailor37
                    Phone Fail

                    Most people I know don't bring their cell phone on international travel...
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                    • Kershaw
                      R3V OG
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 11822

                      #11
                      i do.. just get a pay as you go sim card over there and slap it in.

                      i used to do that in greece all the time.
                      AWD > RWD

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                      • shiftbmw
                        R3VLimited
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 2012

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Kershaw
                        i do.. just get a pay as you go sim card over there and slap it in.

                        i used to do that in greece all the time.

                        Nice, but I'm not all technological 'n shit.
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                        • Wh33lhop
                          R3V OG
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 11705

                          #13
                          Originally posted by shiftbmw
                          Nice, but I'm not all technological 'n shit.
                          It takes like 30 seconds to swap out a SIM card. Don't be a bitch.
                          paint sucks

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                          • Vedubin01
                            R3V Elite
                            • Jun 2006
                            • 5852

                            #14
                            very high AIDS population!
                            Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs!

                            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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                            • Jameslosangeles
                              Noobie
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 10

                              #15
                              hahahaah....I live there for many months out of the year...was just in that airport...enjoy the flight home....the chicks are ridiculously hot....and where are you getting free wine and beer??? Hope you got pics....

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