How to win an internet fight every time.

[Mot]

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2715

EXAMPLE ARGUMENT:

FLAME: hey fag i read ur article abotu ford cars and I just wanna let u know ur stupid and dont know nothing about cars cuz CHEVY IS THE BEST CAR MAKER IN THE WORLD!!!!

INCORRECT RESPONSE: No, I firmly believe what I wrote is correct, Ford automobiles have excelled in both price and safety over the past few years, which is why I feel they are the superior choice when purchasing a new car.
CORRECT RESPONSE: uhhhhhhh no, you're wrong and stupid and dumb and u dont know what ur talking about so maybe u should get off the internet and instead go kiss a elf cuz ur dumb as a fool!!!
EVER BETTER RESPONSE: I'M GUNNA KILL YOU WITH MY DESERT EAGLE!!!

[schmidty]

FLAME: i cant believe u said that president clinton was the 16th president, tahts wrong, he was the 42nd president you damn ideiot, and i should know cuz my dad worked in the ovale office last year and he's in the social security which protext the president from terrists

INCORRECT RESPONSE: Upon completing some rudimentary research, I have reached the conclusion that you are correct and I was wrong! My apologies, dear sir, and thank you for revealing truth to me!
CORRECT RESPONSE: GOD THIS IS SO POINTLESS!!! listen I am sick of saying this over and over, you obviously r to stupid to understand even BASIC ENGLITSH and Im getting sick of your dumb emails so I'm blocking u once and for all GOODBYE DUMB ASS! DONT BOTHER EMAILING ME CUZ I WONT GET IT, WELCOME TO IGNORESVILLE POPULATION: YOU, HOPE U LIKE TALKING TO A BLOCK LIST HAHAHAHAHA.

:D

[E30ownerwithanopinion]

OR YOU CAN DO WHAT THE RESIDENT waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswafflesS AT R3V DO EITHER EDIT YOUR RESPONSE, LOCK THE THREAD AFTER A WEAK ASS RETORT, OR MOVING THE THREAD TO THE waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswafflesS TABLE WHERE ONLY THEY CAN SEE IT.

[e30sd]

OR YOU CAN DO WHAT THE RESIDENT waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswafflesS AT R3V DO EITHER EDIT YOUR RESPONSE, LOCK THE THREAD AFTER A WEAK ASS RETORT, OR MOVING THE THREAD TO THE waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswafflesS TABLE WHERE ONLY THEY CAN SEE IT.

yeah lets go with that option

[Schniddy]

OR YOU CAN DO WHAT THE RESIDENT waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswafflesS AT R3V DO EITHER EDIT YOUR RESPONSE, LOCK THE THREAD AFTER A WEAK ASS RETORT, OR MOVING THE THREAD TO THE waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswafflesS TABLE WHERE ONLY THEY CAN SEE IT.

why dont you just do as all a favor and ask to be banned...

[E30ownerwithanopinion]

OR YOU CAN DO WHAT THE RESIDENT waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswafflesS AT R3V DO EITHER EDIT YOUR RESPONSE, LOCK THE THREAD AFTER A WEAK ASS RETORT, OR MOVING THE THREAD TO THE waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswafflesS TABLE WHERE ONLY THEY CAN SEE IT.

why dont you just do as all a favor and ask to be banned...

why dont you do the stake holders in your life a favor and end said life?

[DEV0 E30]

why dont you just do as all a favor and ask to be banned...

You do realize he brings alot of the sarcastic funnay right?