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  • Dominic49
    E30 Fanatic
    • Feb 2007
    • 1373

    #1

    lost cat?

    "I'm extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears."


    can you make me a poster?
  • chadthestampede
    No R3VLimiter
    • Jul 2008
    • 3600

    #2
    oh man i lol'd hard
    Originally posted by LJ851
    I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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    • Bimmerista
      R3V Elite
      • Nov 2005
      • 5425

      #3
      Lost poster :rofl:

      "It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space." :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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      • DTM190
        E30 Enthusiast
        • Nov 2008
        • 1107

        #4
        Ha, the 7 legged spider man is at it again
        Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


        Originally posted by der affe
        first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

        if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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        • Axxe
          No R3VLimiter
          • Aug 2004
          • 3355

          #5
          Brilliant.


          Keep it slideways!!

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          • Holland
            R3V OG
            • Nov 2008
            • 7176

            #6
            I didn't want to read it at first, but then I did and I seriously lol'd.
            1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

            Originally posted by DEV0 E30
            You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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            • Atreus
              E30 Mastermind
              • Sep 2008
              • 1846

              #7
              awesome, and what holland said....
              1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
              1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
              1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
              1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
              1994 540i - Granitsilber

              Originally posted by scabzzzz
              I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.

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              • bimmer_E30
                R3V Elite
                • Dec 2007
                • 5001

                #8
                hahahahaha oh my god you made my day.
                Originally posted by e30e
                lose the old man bmwcca badge.

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                • emoshun
                  Mod Crazy
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 781

                  #9
                  Originally posted by chadthestampede
                  oh man i lol'd hard
                  Who is the girl in your avatar?


                  WTB: e30 in So Cal

                  Originally posted by downernsp
                  See I was young too but wtf is up with these perves that know damb well they are manipullating females wiyh all their promises and words.

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                  • Erik
                    R3V Elite
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 5370

                    #10
                    LOLOLOL OMG that was quite EPIC! My abs hurt and I'm crying from laughing so hard... SO AMAZING.
                    -Erik
                    '16 Focus 2.0L - '99 Protegé DX 1.6L POS (Sold) - '87 4runner 22R-E (Sold) - '86 Schwarz S50 (Sold) - '02 WRX Wagon (sold) - '07 Impreza 2.5i (sold) - '91 Alpine M52 (Sold) - '89 Alpine 325is (Sold)


                    Originally posted by 87e30
                    I just want to dance with some beezies

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                    • Deltron Dirty30
                      R3VLimited
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 2436

                      #11
                      i lol'd hard.
                      Originally posted by HarryPotter
                      not to be racist but i've had multiple african americans comment on how they love my car. I've seen pics of e30's rolling through africa with at least 15-20 africans on them with ak-47's. WILD. its in the african blood. Hope this wasn't too racist, forgive me as I am intoxicated.
                      Instagram: @jstnlws

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                      • chadthestampede
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 3600

                        #12
                        Originally posted by emoshun
                        Who is the girl in your avatar?

                        Denise Milani
                        Originally posted by LJ851
                        I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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                        • tg318is
                          R3VLimited
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 2052

                          #13
                          aaahahahahahahaha so good
                          Tim.

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                          • Kershaw
                            R3V OG
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 11822

                            #14
                            omg that is hilarious!
                            AWD > RWD

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                            • fryerfighter94
                              Mod Crazy
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 794

                              #15
                              i actually rescued a cat once. I was walking across a bridge, over a river that was in flood, when i heard mewing and saw a frantic cat being pulled along. I picked up a fairly hefty branch and threw it over the rail to where the cat was. I did not see it after that but i am pretty sure it would have climbed on and ridden the branch over the next set of rapids and waterfall to safety.
                              lolololol
                              Originally posted by teamdynasty43
                              Aye listen here ph fucking dick cheese mother fucker ...go back to touching your self or your fucking boyfriend because you're just some dumb mother fucker that has no fucking life than other to ridicule others because you have no fuckin life and low self esteem so you try to make your self feel better so you act all big!!!! Sooooo get the fuck out of here and shut your stupid little Whore mouth the fuck up and just leave!

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