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  • Jalves619
    E30 Addict
    • Mar 2010
    • 596
    #1

    Motherf#ci(

    Some punk ass busted into my car and took the faceplate from my stereo then proceeded to gorilla fuck my dash trying to get the rest of it out all while I was inside my house with my lazy ass dogs not barking once. I hate my neighborhood. They could have at least left my dash alone
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    • 5Toes
      Banned
      • May 2010
      • 9836
      #2
      Shit sucks

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        • Maluco
          R3V OG
          • Oct 2005
          • 6572
          #3
          change your cracked ass dash while you're at it... (it'll be loads of fun)


































          faceplates are detachable, oh facepalm...

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            • Alkasquawlik
              R3V Elite
              • Feb 2008
              • 4557
              #4
              You live in Arizona. How much do you wanna bet he was an illegal?

              SC*AR

              Originally posted by JamesE30
              And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                • deutschman
                  R3V Elite
                  • May 2008
                  • 5958
                  #5
                  i have a claymore rigged behind my alpine cde 9881 with a 6" wire connected to the back of the unit leading to the firing pin on the claymore so if anyone rips it out with out knowing it is there BOOOOOM!
                  sigpic
                  "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

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                    • AWDE30
                      Mod Crazy
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 762
                      #6
                      Buy a gun

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                        • crunk3
                          M5
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1182
                          #7
                          Originally posted by deutschman
                          i have a claymore rigged behind my alpine cde 9881 with a 6" wire connected to the back of the unit leading to the firing pin on the claymore so if anyone rips it out with out knowing it is there BOOOOOM!
                          this
                          91 318iS http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2396154

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                            • Maluco
                              R3V OG
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 6572
                              #8
                              Originally posted by deutschman
                              i have a claymore rigged behind my alpine cde 9881 with a 6" wire connected to the back of the unit leading to the firing pin on the claymore so if anyone rips it out with out knowing it is there BOOOOOM!
                              winnnar!1!!!!1 Is that you in the avatar!!!???

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                                • BenM
                                  R3VLimited
                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 2184
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by deutschman
                                  i have a claymore rigged behind my alpine cde 9881 with a 6" wire connected to the back of the unit leading to the firing pin on the claymore so if anyone rips it out with out knowing it is there BOOOOOM!
                                  haha thats fucking awesome. I would have booby trapped mine with razorblades if I were worried about it getting stolen.
                                  Originally posted by BillBrasky
                                  E36's are the Stephen Baldwin of the 3 series family. They barely hold everything together and they only sold a lot because of the popularity of their older sibling.
                                  1991 318i Alpine II - S50/5-lug swapped - track car
                                  1989 325i Cirrusblau - Daily
                                  1970 2500 - Malaga over Grey Cloth
                                  2012 F350 6.7PSD

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                                    • mrsleeve
                                      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 16385
                                      #10
                                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

                                      Well his way you catch the theif right then and there and you get your shit back. All though you have to buy a new car because the old one is full of Ball Bearing holes and blood
                                      Originally posted by Fusion
                                      If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                                      The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                                      The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                                      Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                                      William Pitt-

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                                        • e34john
                                          No R3VLimiter
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 3599
                                          #11
                                          If I ever upgrade my stereo its going to be an OE business class one. WHo would try to steal that thing.
                                          sigpic

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                                            • Jalves619
                                              E30 Addict
                                              • Mar 2010
                                              • 596
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                                              You live in Arizona. How much do you wanna bet he was an illegal?
                                              I dont care who it was but Id bet it was some ghetto white kid gangster wannnabe.

                                              It looks like its time for an alarm, but what I'd really like to do is have a monster capacitor rigged to the doors so if someone tried that again they would end up pissing themselves before they ever got in.

                                              In reality I lucked out they got the faceplate and the change from my ash tray, but missed my Ipod and were too stupid to take my tools from the back seat which are worth at least twice the headunit. Plus if I had walked out while they were doing that I would probably be in jail right now. Count your blessings right

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                                                • Jalves619
                                                  E30 Addict
                                                  • Mar 2010
                                                  • 596
                                                  #13
                                                  They had my interior lights switched off and everything. I've been cleaning it out and just realized I might have had an extra set of keys for my other car in there. Needless to say I'm pulling the fuel pump fuse on that one.

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                                                    • u3b3rg33k
                                                      R3VLimited
                                                      • Jan 2010
                                                      • 2452
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Jalves619
                                                      Plus if I had walked out while they were doing that I would probably be in jail right now. Count your blessings right
                                                      Dead people can't testify.

                                                      Ich gehöre nicht zur Baader-Meinhof Gruppe
                                                      Originally posted by Top Gear
                                                      Just imagine waking up and remembering you're Mexican.

                                                      Every time you buy a car with DSC/ESC, Jesus kills a baby seal. With a kitten.

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                                                        • Danny
                                                          Moderator
                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                          • 14216
                                                          #15
                                                          I think it was an older man stealing in an attempt to feed his family. Jalves619, you're an asshole.

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