hot asain chick at the bar

[gone002]

i meet a hot asain chick at the bar last night....she is fully coming on to me. bar closes and we go out to the parking lot...she driving a '2010 5 series with century bmw dealer plates on it!!! she asks if she can suck my dick and i tell her hell yeah but only in your car!!!! i might be ghey but i think i liked her car more than her!!!!! still laughing abut this shit!!!! even a blind dog gets a bone every now and then!

[franco90]

ok

[dnova89]

[F34R]

Haha, why would a hott Asian with a sick BMW want to do that? I would say pics or it did not happen. But I don't want to see a picture of you and your comp screen.

You really checked the year? Who checks the year? This is fake!

[emoshun]

Not that I don't believe you...but you need pics guy.

[Farbin Kaiber]

I know you are lying.

[emoshun]

I found her...

[pawi30]

i swear this is the worst bmw web site

[pawi30]

QUOTE FAIL! dang.


EDIT... FIXED

[Massive Lee]

Me love you a long time.
Never guessed how she could pay for that 5 serie?

[Schniddy]

all those bolts got u going nutty for that happy ending ;)

[chadthestampede]

[made up story] i meet a hot asain chick at the bar last night....she is fully coming on to me. bar closes and we go out to the parking lot...she driving a '2010 5 series with century bmw dealer plates on it!!! she asks if she can suck my dick and i tell her hell yeah but only in your car!!!! i might be ghey but i think i liked her car more than her!!!!! still laughing abut this shit!!!! even a blind dog gets a bone every now and then![/made up story]

[made up story]I saw a bus while I was heading to Wilkes-Berre PA and it said Justin Bieber on the front and Justian Bieber tour bus on the side. It was root beer colored and SUPER fancy. I don't know 100% if it was his bus, but seems like it. Kid has no talent, little sister was watching him sing acoustic and he SUCKED. Then got a mic and his band then sounded like his stupid fake shit.[/made up story]

You know, you two could get together some time and have a nigh incoherent conversation about things that never happened.

[franco90]

You know, you two could get together some time and have a nigh incoherent conversation about things that never happened.

LOL good one

[Axxe]

What's with all the pathological liars lately?

[gone002]

i knew you fools were gona say that

snowboard rule #1 no pic = it didnt happen!!!
and fuck that waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles was sweet!!!! couldnt stop sniffin my fingers!!!!!!!
gotta wait 2 days to call her!
and its a camera phone so the quality suks!