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  • CorvallisBMW
    Long Schlong Longhammer
    • Feb 2005
    • 13039
    #46
    Originally posted by BillBrasky
    A gentleman would hold her hair for her while she's going down on a stranger in a bar parking lot.

    Chivalry is dead.

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      • Nick325is
        E30 Fanatic
        • Oct 2003
        • 1409
        #47
        Originally posted by gone002
        i knew you fools were gona say that

        snowboard rule #1 no pic = it didnt happen!!!
        and fuck that waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles was sweet!!!! couldnt stop sniffin my fingers!!!!!!!
        gotta wait 2 days to call her!
        and its a camera phone so the quality suks!


        Didn't think to ask if you could sit in the driver's seat while this went down?

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          • gone002
            E30 Modder
            • Dec 2007
            • 877
            #48
            Originally posted by Nick325is
            Didn't think to ask if you could sit in the driver's seat while this went down?
            wow!!!! wish i had thought of that!!!!! fuck!!!!!
            but at a couple of points the engine was running!!!!!!!

            push button thingy...
            she would turn it off ....
            i would turn it on!!!! lol....

            off on off on...lol
            bimmerboltsandparts.com

            bring back the neeked broads!!!
            sigpic

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              • Beastolizer
                E30 Mastermind
                • Nov 2008
                • 1517
                #49
                Originally posted by george graves
                I talked to an Asian chick for 10 mins. It cured me of yellow fever.
                this is why I love George
                '91 Brilliantrot 318iS - Sold
                '95 e34 s50 Touring - P/O
                '87 Alpine White 325iS - Current

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                  • Luke!
                    Banned
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 762
                    #50
                    Hi guys! WTF is goin on here?

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                      • Farbin Kaiber
                        Lil' Puppet
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 29502
                        #51
                        Originally posted by MikeK
                        I did not know Hollyhood was all ebonics.

                        There is a small sub sect of hipster-ish linguists, but the Ebonics is prevalent.

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                          • gone002
                            E30 Modder
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 877
                            #52
                            Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                            There is a small sub sect of hipster-ish linguists, but the Ebonics is prevalent.

                            and no offense but.... what part of hollywood is idaho?
                            bimmerboltsandparts.com

                            bring back the neeked broads!!!
                            sigpic

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                              • IminDiegoTriick
                                E30 Mastermind
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 1564
                                #53
                                This thread has taken a minute i shall never get back. OP hey cool story braaaa.


                                Fast life fuck slow..Low life for life
                                Let the mix flow..Let the night flow
                                I'm so gone ✗ ♥ O

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                                  • mrsleeve
                                    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                    • Mar 2005
                                    • 16385
                                    #54
                                    Originally posted by gone002
                                    and no offense but.... what part of hollywood is idaho?
                                    The Noob is still strong with this one
                                    Originally posted by Fusion
                                    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                                    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                                    The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                                    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                                    William Pitt-

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                                      • machined
                                        E30 Modder
                                        • May 2004
                                        • 901
                                        #55
                                        She needs to be holding a handwritten R3V banner while giving you head. Then we'll believe you.
                                        - skipping the E36 generation completely -

                                        Originally posted by Stephen
                                        Alot of newer cars do nothing for me

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                                          • briansjacobs
                                            E30 Fanatic
                                            • May 2010
                                            • 1278
                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by machined
                                            She needs to be holding a handwritten R3V banner while giving you head. Then we'll believe you.
                                            the last thing he is going to do while getting head from a hot asian tranny is hold up an R3V banner
                                            Brian Jacobs

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                                              • fryerfighter94
                                                Mod Crazy
                                                • Jan 2010
                                                • 794
                                                #57
                                                Originally posted by teamdynasty43
                                                Aye listen here ph fucking dick cheese mother fucker ...go back to touching your self or your fucking boyfriend because you're just some dumb mother fucker that has no fucking life than other to ridicule others because you have no fuckin life and low self esteem so you try to make your self feel better so you act all big!!!! Sooooo get the fuck out of here and shut your stupid little Whore mouth the fuck up and just leave!

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                                                  • Farbin Kaiber
                                                    Lil' Puppet
                                                    • Jul 2007
                                                    • 29502
                                                    #58
                                                    Originally posted by gone002
                                                    and no offense but.... what part of hollywood is idaho?

                                                    Oh yeah, I don't know anything about how Southern California and the Metro LA area are. I forgot. Let me get back to picking potatoes.

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                                                      • jasonsnoddy
                                                        E30 Mastermind
                                                        • Feb 2010
                                                        • 1900
                                                        #59
                                                        those potatoes dont pick themselves


                                                        Originally posted by stewie30luvr
                                                        ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
                                                        Originally posted by JakeP
                                                        with a coathanger

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                                                          • AlpineM325
                                                            Grease Monkey
                                                            • Aug 2007
                                                            • 373
                                                            #60
                                                            Dude i know this chick. My homie gave her herpes 2 weeks ago... Sorry bro.

                                                            WTB
                                                            -convertible carpet, no rips, in socal.
                                                            -s52, s50, m52, m54
                                                            -harness, accessories, transmission

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