Taking a shit at work. Yay or Nay?

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  • mrsleeve
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Mar 2005
    • 16385

    #16
    When you gotta go you gotta go. You make poop while at work, why not let it out while at work right.
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    • BraveUlysses
      No R3VLimiter
      • Jun 2007
      • 3781

      #17
      Originally posted by BillBrasky
      You literally put your shit on blast.
      hahahaha


      There has to be a Bill Brasky quote to apply to this story

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      • 325Projectz
        E30 Mastermind
        • Jan 2005
        • 1956

        #18
        i only poop after lunch... makes me feel like i'm getting a refund.
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        • xwill112x
          Θέλησα έναν τίτλο συνήθειας, απορροφώ για να είμ&#
          • Jan 2009
          • 4236

          #19
          do ettttttt. i once made somebody gag as they walked in, and they quickly exited. 1gal of sunny d+6 serving of idihoan insta mashed potatoes = worst smelling shit in the world, and its yellow. lolz. ;-)
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          • long tall eta
            E30 Mastermind
            • Jul 2010
            • 1536

            #20
            now see that, thats why i'm here. i was told that if you wana talk shit, r3v is the place to be. iv'e only been here for a couple days and i'm in love already. now, who is going to start a puke thread.
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            • Devil Inc
              E30 Modder
              • Jan 2008
              • 802

              #21
              Personally, taking a shit at work on overtime, has the most personal satisfaction for myself. So I say YAY, go for it.

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              • JT325is
                E30 Fanatic
                • Oct 2009
                • 1242

                #22
                yay. and make sure you take the biggest shit of your life.. on the floor :)
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                • 5spoke
                  E30 Mastermind
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 1729

                  #23
                  Originally posted by long tall eta
                  now see that, thats why i'm here. i was told that if you wana talk shit, r3v is the place to be. iv'e only been here for a couple days and i'm in love already. now, who is going to start a puke thread.
                  fuck you bob.
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                  This is the internet. Just make something up.

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                  • YetiX
                    Advanced Member
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 136

                    #24
                    Shitting at work is for amateurs. Upper decker at work FTMFW!!
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                    • xwill112x
                      Θέλησα έναν τίτλο συνήθειας, απορροφώ για να είμ&#
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 4236

                      #25
                      Originally posted by long tall eta
                      now see that, thats why i'm here. i was told that if you wana talk shit, r3v is the place to be. iv'e only been here for a couple days and i'm in love already. now, who is going to start a puke thread.

                      didnt you already start that puke thread?






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                      • Farbin Kaiber
                        Lil' Puppet
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 29502

                        #26
                        Originally posted by xwill112x
                        do ettttttt. i once made somebody gag as they walked in, and they quickly exited. 1gal of sunny d+6 serving of idihoan insta mashed potatoes = worst smelling shit in the world, and its yellow. lolz. ;-)

                        It's Idahoan.



                        And, those are not real potatoes. They make that shit from the scrapings off the peels.

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                        • xwill112x
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                          • Jan 2009
                          • 4236

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                          It's Idahoan.



                          And, those are not real potatoes. They make that shit from the scrapings off the peels.

                          hints why the horrible smell was present.
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                          • SeriousBusiness
                            E30 Addict
                            • May 2010
                            • 428

                            #28
                            Originally posted by YetiX
                            Shitting at work is for amateurs. Upper decker at work FTMFW!!
                            Done this. In the women's room.
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                            • Deltron Dirty30
                              R3VLimited
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 2436

                              #29
                              oh god this thread is full of win.

                              and i hate taking a shit at work, unless im severly praire dogging or have a bad cause of muddbutt, i wont. i have a clean bathroom at my work but i just feel uncomfortable.

                              edit: also sort of related to the thread... when i just moved to connnecticut and went to my new school in 8th grade, i accidently took a shit in the girls bathroom. i didnt notice it was for girls till i got out and a teacher looked at me weird. Then i thought no wonder there werent any stand up urinals.

                              cool story i know right?
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                              • IRON-E
                                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 16548

                                #30
                                Originally posted by ak-
                                Flush constantly as you shit. ahhaha.
                                That's just a myth, just take a massive shit. Hold on to your knees while defecating and proclaim that you are the Alpha male of the office!
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