Taking a shit at work. Yay or Nay?

[e30slidewayz]

didnt you already start that puke thread?

http://r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=179187

LMMFAO!!!

[F34R]

I'm talking, big blowout stink up the joint cause you just drank all weekend and you have got death itself spewing from your ass.

Do you do it at work?

I work in a small quiet office, and our bathroom is dead center between the CEO's office and the frequently occupied microwave/coffeemaker area.

This poses a problem for me.

You work there, I would shit it up HEAVY.

Not much of a CEO, office by the shitter

[Raxe]

Thread of the month, I pronounce!
I have an air shaft from the shitter in my office to the neighbor's spaces, which poses a problem. It's like a huge megaphone.

Epic design.

[Butler]

Exactly. Also, it's just fun marking your territory. Lets those other waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless at the office know you mean business.

HAHAH.



But really, I love taking a shit at work.

[anthony.]

I am all for it. When I worked at Apple we had women's and men's bathrooms but they weren't multiple toilets so really any sex could use them because it was only one person in at a time. Because of this, I'd shit exclusively in the women's bathroom because it was much cleaner and the toilet seat never had piss on it.

[ACMF74]

I do when I have to. I usually go to the upper floors (executive) and read my paper there.

I find it kinda gross when I hear someone on the shitter and they are scrolling on their Blackberry or even worse talking on the phone while dropping a deuce .

[Restoman]

Stress like this is what kills people. Relax and take your dump with confidence. Let others see you take reading material in with you.

[scabzzzz]

I dont shit on the weekends because my body is so in tune with shitting in these wonderful corporate bathrooms at my firm. I have my own stall, kinda like VP's and CEO's have their own parking space.

The order:

9:15AM, smoke, coffee, poop
12:30PM. lunch, smoke, poop
2:45PM, smoke, poop, bejeweled for Android

Sometimes one or two poops in between. I eat a lot of protein.

[5spoke]

I dont shit on the weekends because my body is so in tune with shitting in these wonderful corporate bathrooms at my firm. I have my own stall, kinda like VP's and CEO's have their own parking space.

The order:

9:15AM, smoke, coffee, poop
12:30PM. lunch, smoke, poop
2:45PM, smoke, poop, bejeweled for Android

Sometimes one or two poops in between. I eat a lot of protein.

Dude no joke, I just got back from pooping and playing Bejeweled on my droid. The poop was longer than usual because I was doing well in the game.

[scabzzzz]

Dude no joke, I just got back from pooping and playing Bejeweled on my droid. The poop was longer than usual because I was doing well in the game.

rofl

Im at 4xx,000 points right now. Been playing the same game for almost 2 months now off and on, on the shitter.
High five!

[5spoke]

rofl

Im at 4xx,000 points right now. Been playing the same game for almost 2 months now off and on, on the shitter.
High five!

very niice. High Five yes!

[StereoInstaller1]

I don't know if you kids understand this properly or not, but I am the Lord God of shitting.

When I shit, things happen.

I ALWAYS shit at work, parties, bridal showers, whatever the function is, you can count on me to shit heavily. That is how I roll, yo.

[scabzzzz]

I don't know if you kids understand this properly or not, but I am the Lord God of shitting.

When I shit, things happen.

I ALWAYS shit at work, parties, bridal showers, whatever the function is, you can count on me to shit heavily. That is how I roll, yo.

Do you wear adult diapers? Because when I get old like you, I'm totally gonna just shit when natures' a callin! I will feel like I have earned it after all those years of shitting in toilets. I bet theres no greater feeling than to just shit on yourself in a controlled environment with minimal repercussions..

[StereoInstaller1]

As the King of shitting, I have absolute sphincter control.

I unleash by choice. The best E30 related one is called "the drive", but closely matched by "that time Luke took a dump at James Party, back in 2007"

[ACMF74]

if I'm away (vacation, business)...it takes alot for my to deuce.