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    #16
    Originally posted by CorvallisBMW View Post
    lol @ r3v giving girl advice
    very good point lol

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      #17
      fuck off
      -Andy

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        #18
        Sounds like your friend has issues.

        Get 50 or a 100 dollar bill(100 if your fugly) and write your number on it. Then find a cute girl and walk up to her. Make sure she is looking at you, rip it in half and then say "When you wanna help me spend this money call me" Then turn and walk away.

        Make sure she gets the half with your number.

        This was one of the hundreds of lines on my friends ipod touch. It sounds like a great way for your sad friend.
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          #19
          girls suck e30s rule

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            #20
            Originally posted by Raxe View Post
            girls suck e30s rule
            Yes they do, I enjoy them at the same time. and well timed potholes...
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              #21
              Originally posted by Raxe View Post
              girls suck e30s rule
              Quoted for truth, and I'm not sad either ok.
              1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

              Originally posted by DEV0 E30
              You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                #22
                Dudebro: "OMG did you did you see the two midgets fighting outside!?"
                Chick: "WTH? Midgets are fighting outside?"
                Dudebro: "Nah, just couldn't come up with anything better to talk about. How's your day been?"

                Shit works every god dammed time. The most important thing is that it doesn't matter what you say, just start talking.


                Keep it slideways!!

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                  #23
                  What the hell is wrong with just walking up to a girl and saying "Hi"?

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by StereoInstaller1 View Post
                    What the hell is wrong with just walking up to a girl and saying "Hi"?
                    Now days they call you a creep and run.
                    1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                    Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                    You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by e30 f34r View Post
                      sounds like your friend has issues.

                      Get 50 or a 100 dollar bill(100 if your fugly) and write your number on it. Then find a cute girl and walk up to her. Make sure she is looking at you, rip it in half and then say "when you wanna help me spend this money call me" then turn and walk away.

                      Make sure she gets the half with your number.

                      This was one of the hundreds of lines on my friends ipod touch. It sounds like a great way for your sad friend.
                      i love it lol

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by Axxe View Post
                        Dudebro: "OMG did you did you see the two midgets fighting outside!?"
                        Chick: "WTH? Midgets are fighting outside?"
                        Dudebro: "Nah, just couldn't come up with anything better to talk about. How's your day been?"

                        Shit works every god dammed time. The most important thing is that it doesn't matter what you say, just start talking.
                        FUCKING CLASSIC

                        Originally posted by StereoInstaller1 View Post
                        What the hell is wrong with just walking up to a girl and saying "Hi"?
                        cause the girls are smarter than us lol

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