So I am trying to teach a fellow r3v member

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  • jeffw
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Sep 2008
    • 1087
    #16
    Originally posted by CorvallisBMW
    lol @ r3v giving girl advice
    very good point lol

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      • dashboardmonkey
        FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
        • Jun 2008
        • 6158
        #17
        fuck off
        -Andy

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          • F34R
            sLaughter
            • May 2009
            • 12385
            #18
            Sounds like your friend has issues.

            Get 50 or a 100 dollar bill(100 if your fugly) and write your number on it. Then find a cute girl and walk up to her. Make sure she is looking at you, rip it in half and then say "When you wanna help me spend this money call me" Then turn and walk away.

            Make sure she gets the half with your number.

            This was one of the hundreds of lines on my friends ipod touch. It sounds like a great way for your sad friend.
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              • Raxe
                R3V Elite
                • Nov 2006
                • 5346
                #19
                girls suck e30s rule

                >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                  • F34R
                    sLaughter
                    • May 2009
                    • 12385
                    #20
                    Originally posted by Raxe
                    girls suck e30s rule
                    Yes they do, I enjoy them at the same time. and well timed potholes...
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                      • Holland
                        R3V OG
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 7176
                        #21
                        Originally posted by Raxe
                        girls suck e30s rule
                        Quoted for truth, and I'm not sad either ok.
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                        Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                        You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                          • Axxe
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 3355
                            #22
                            Dudebro: "OMG did you did you see the two midgets fighting outside!?"
                            Chick: "WTH? Midgets are fighting outside?"
                            Dudebro: "Nah, just couldn't come up with anything better to talk about. How's your day been?"

                            Shit works every god dammed time. The most important thing is that it doesn't matter what you say, just start talking.


                            Keep it slideways!!

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                              • StereoInstaller1
                                GAS
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 22679
                                #23
                                What the hell is wrong with just walking up to a girl and saying "Hi"?

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                                  • Holland
                                    R3V OG
                                    • Nov 2008
                                    • 7176
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by StereoInstaller1
                                    What the hell is wrong with just walking up to a girl and saying "Hi"?
                                    Now days they call you a creep and run.
                                    1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                                    Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                                    You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                                      • jeffw
                                        E30 Enthusiast
                                        • Sep 2008
                                        • 1087
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by e30 f34r
                                        sounds like your friend has issues.

                                        Get 50 or a 100 dollar bill(100 if your fugly) and write your number on it. Then find a cute girl and walk up to her. Make sure she is looking at you, rip it in half and then say "when you wanna help me spend this money call me" then turn and walk away.

                                        Make sure she gets the half with your number.

                                        This was one of the hundreds of lines on my friends ipod touch. It sounds like a great way for your sad friend.
                                        i love it lol

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                                          • jeffw
                                            E30 Enthusiast
                                            • Sep 2008
                                            • 1087
                                            #26
                                            Originally posted by Axxe
                                            Dudebro: "OMG did you did you see the two midgets fighting outside!?"
                                            Chick: "WTH? Midgets are fighting outside?"
                                            Dudebro: "Nah, just couldn't come up with anything better to talk about. How's your day been?"

                                            Shit works every god dammed time. The most important thing is that it doesn't matter what you say, just start talking.
                                            FUCKING CLASSIC

                                            Originally posted by StereoInstaller1
                                            What the hell is wrong with just walking up to a girl and saying "Hi"?
                                            cause the girls are smarter than us lol

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