Here in Marion Alabama, we end the school year early, so last night, we had the Senior Prom. And of course, we had the afterparty. We had about 30 people total, ready to go.
So I skipped prom, and went straight to the partying.
Casualty = anyone that ended up not being able to get to the party or their night got cut short
9pm - Gather up, get ready
9:15pm - a cadet gets pulled over. DUI. Jail overnight. 15 yo old FEMALE passenger gets to sleep in commandant's office tonight.
CASUALITIES: 2
9:30pm - We have to move meeting places because we're being followed by a bunch of drunk 9th grade cadets that we dont want to associate with (they're all AWOL, drunk, and all have at least 50 PTs and will more than likely narc on ALL of us if one of them get caught during a bed check) Upon doing so, because of the town's shitty cell phone service, we lose touch with a car of friends.
CASUALITIES: 6
9:45pm - We head out to The Toasted Bridge, a new field area that was discovered yesterday for the sole purpose of this prom's afterparty. We get there, and this dumbass cadet in Band Company decides to follow one of our friends' car that came a little late. The stupid bando brings a whole truckload of the 9th grade cadets that we left to begin with. It might've been okay if they brought something to drink, but they were all GUYS with NOTHING.
10:00pmSo, we leave Toasted Bridge, and drive around, trying to lose the truckful of fuck faces. We give up with trying to lose them, and stop at a closed gas station in the middle of nowhere. My friend Hardy gets out, and beats the shit out of the bando driver, they get the message and leave.
10:15pm - We go back to Toasted Bridge, but on the way, another dumbfuck cadet that was allowed to come along, decides to try to show off some "sliding" skills in his mom's Eclipse GSX Spyder, so they end up in a ditch, around a tree. One person gets minor whiplash, other two, fairly okay. One of the two okays, got breathalyzed by the cop, and he goes to jail. The whiplash boy goes to teh hospital to get checked up. We lose a LARGE duffle bag of hard liquor, and we lose two good partyers. The other guy joins us by hopping into this one guy's truck, btw, he's already dead drunk.
CASUALITIES: 8
10:30pm - We tote back to the Toasted Bridge, but on the way, our drunk friend from the previous accident, FALLS OFF THE TRUCK, gets knocked unconscious, and breaks his jaw and loses three teeth. We no longer can be at the Toasted Bridge because the cops and ambulance are all over in front of the entrance. Two of my good friends have to leave because they are helping with the towing of the car, and they are local day students, they are not boarding.
CASUALITIES: 11
11pm - We meet up at J&Rs, a closed dining establishment, to regather everybody, and get settled. Then we head off to a new area, Drunkard's Point, and because we have to go to this backup area, we are down a keg, three cases of beer, and a shitload of logs. EVERYONE feels shitty. I'M pissed because at this time, I realized my 1/5 of crown royal, 1/5 of grey goose, 1/5 of wild turkey, and whole cooler of flavored beers were in my friend's truck that helped with the towing. On the way to Drunkard's Point, another car of my friends gets pulled over for no reason, seriously, no reason other than because they are cadets at my school. Problem? My two friends decided to tug along this rich dumbass that had tons of alcohol, but he decided to light up a blunt in the car so the whole car reeked of weed. Ol' pothead goes to jail, other two? commandants.
CASUALITIES: 14
11:30pm - We finally arrive, us sixteen people left have nearly nothing to drink. All we have is:
- Three cases of beer
- Three six packs of flavored beer
- Two 1/5 of seagram's green apple
- 1/5 of Pepe Lopez tequilla
- 1/5 of Smuckerz
- 1/5 of Bacardi something
- 1/5 of Jack Daniels and 1/5 of Gentleman's something Jack Daniels
I'm feeling too lazy to type anymore, so let me conclude by making a short list of what happened the rest of the night:
- Lots of boobies
- Friend breaks a nose
- Every girl there fucks somebody, they are all kissing each other and stuff (and no one has a camera, wtf)
- One girl, fucks like five different guys, makes out with another eight, etc.e tc. Man she totally whored her drunk self
- One guy passes out in the middle of the woods, tooks us two hours to find him
- Another drives off pissed off, looking for a certain kid to beat the shit out of, he breaks six of this kid's bones.
- We start a fire, and almost, a wild fire.
- We're out until about 6am
- Everybody that was there, eventually had a good time, except for this guy across the hallway. His car:
DAMAGE REPORT ON ACURA TL 3.2 (This acura was PRISTINE before hand)
- Some drunk ran into his door the wrong direction, breaks it off.
- multiple deep gouges into the paint at different points of the car (drunks with gravel on their asses sits on hood, scrapes hand over roof, etc.)
- Flat tire
- battery dies
- dents all over front left fender
- deep cut into right rear quarter panel
- Broken nose boy passes out in rear seat, blood everywhere
- Broken nose boy throws up nearly a gallon of booze all over rear seats and carpet
Cliffnotes: Last night was crazy.
Well, I had fun last night :D
So I skipped prom, and went straight to the partying.
Casualty = anyone that ended up not being able to get to the party or their night got cut short
9pm - Gather up, get ready
9:15pm - a cadet gets pulled over. DUI. Jail overnight. 15 yo old FEMALE passenger gets to sleep in commandant's office tonight.
CASUALITIES: 2
9:30pm - We have to move meeting places because we're being followed by a bunch of drunk 9th grade cadets that we dont want to associate with (they're all AWOL, drunk, and all have at least 50 PTs and will more than likely narc on ALL of us if one of them get caught during a bed check) Upon doing so, because of the town's shitty cell phone service, we lose touch with a car of friends.
CASUALITIES: 6
9:45pm - We head out to The Toasted Bridge, a new field area that was discovered yesterday for the sole purpose of this prom's afterparty. We get there, and this dumbass cadet in Band Company decides to follow one of our friends' car that came a little late. The stupid bando brings a whole truckload of the 9th grade cadets that we left to begin with. It might've been okay if they brought something to drink, but they were all GUYS with NOTHING.
10:00pmSo, we leave Toasted Bridge, and drive around, trying to lose the truckful of fuck faces. We give up with trying to lose them, and stop at a closed gas station in the middle of nowhere. My friend Hardy gets out, and beats the shit out of the bando driver, they get the message and leave.
10:15pm - We go back to Toasted Bridge, but on the way, another dumbfuck cadet that was allowed to come along, decides to try to show off some "sliding" skills in his mom's Eclipse GSX Spyder, so they end up in a ditch, around a tree. One person gets minor whiplash, other two, fairly okay. One of the two okays, got breathalyzed by the cop, and he goes to jail. The whiplash boy goes to teh hospital to get checked up. We lose a LARGE duffle bag of hard liquor, and we lose two good partyers. The other guy joins us by hopping into this one guy's truck, btw, he's already dead drunk.
CASUALITIES: 8
10:30pm - We tote back to the Toasted Bridge, but on the way, our drunk friend from the previous accident, FALLS OFF THE TRUCK, gets knocked unconscious, and breaks his jaw and loses three teeth. We no longer can be at the Toasted Bridge because the cops and ambulance are all over in front of the entrance. Two of my good friends have to leave because they are helping with the towing of the car, and they are local day students, they are not boarding.
CASUALITIES: 11
11pm - We meet up at J&Rs, a closed dining establishment, to regather everybody, and get settled. Then we head off to a new area, Drunkard's Point, and because we have to go to this backup area, we are down a keg, three cases of beer, and a shitload of logs. EVERYONE feels shitty. I'M pissed because at this time, I realized my 1/5 of crown royal, 1/5 of grey goose, 1/5 of wild turkey, and whole cooler of flavored beers were in my friend's truck that helped with the towing. On the way to Drunkard's Point, another car of my friends gets pulled over for no reason, seriously, no reason other than because they are cadets at my school. Problem? My two friends decided to tug along this rich dumbass that had tons of alcohol, but he decided to light up a blunt in the car so the whole car reeked of weed. Ol' pothead goes to jail, other two? commandants.
CASUALITIES: 14
11:30pm - We finally arrive, us sixteen people left have nearly nothing to drink. All we have is:
- Three cases of beer
- Three six packs of flavored beer
- Two 1/5 of seagram's green apple
- 1/5 of Pepe Lopez tequilla
- 1/5 of Smuckerz
- 1/5 of Bacardi something
- 1/5 of Jack Daniels and 1/5 of Gentleman's something Jack Daniels
I'm feeling too lazy to type anymore, so let me conclude by making a short list of what happened the rest of the night:
- Lots of boobies
- Friend breaks a nose
- Every girl there fucks somebody, they are all kissing each other and stuff (and no one has a camera, wtf)
- One girl, fucks like five different guys, makes out with another eight, etc.e tc. Man she totally whored her drunk self
- One guy passes out in the middle of the woods, tooks us two hours to find him
- Another drives off pissed off, looking for a certain kid to beat the shit out of, he breaks six of this kid's bones.
- We start a fire, and almost, a wild fire.
- We're out until about 6am
- Everybody that was there, eventually had a good time, except for this guy across the hallway. His car:
DAMAGE REPORT ON ACURA TL 3.2 (This acura was PRISTINE before hand)
- Some drunk ran into his door the wrong direction, breaks it off.
- multiple deep gouges into the paint at different points of the car (drunks with gravel on their asses sits on hood, scrapes hand over roof, etc.)
- Flat tire
- battery dies
- dents all over front left fender
- deep cut into right rear quarter panel
- Broken nose boy passes out in rear seat, blood everywhere
- Broken nose boy throws up nearly a gallon of booze all over rear seats and carpet
Cliffnotes: Last night was crazy.
Well, I had fun last night :D
R.I.P 07/01/09 - 04/23/10 :(
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